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Matt Davis
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Seen at JFL Montreal, JFL42, KLICfest, Bengaluru CF, Ed Fringe, bunch of others, toured thru 60+ countries, blah, blah, blah. Very pro naps.
https://MattDavisComedy.com

https://TownHallShow.com

https://BadFamiliar.com
Thing I’ve been working on.
Filming again next week July 30th in Birmingham (yeah, Alabama, where it’s needed!)

TownHallShow.com if you want to check out more on it.
July 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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The latest ep is now available where @heyitstva.bsky.social and Producer @dfiander.bsky.social talk with @mattdavis.bsky.social about his show "Everything is Great! A Town Hall for the People".

Enjoy!

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#podcast #comedy #jokes
April 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Our Patreon video ep with @heyitstva.bsky.social and Producer @dfiander.bsky.social talking with @mattdavis.bsky.social dropped!

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078 - Matt Davis | Okay, So Here's One Podcast
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April 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’m holding out for cowabunga-dude gender ideology, myself.
And after they define radical gender ideology, could they please define moderate gender ideology?
February 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Writing from experience. We’re being forced to feel what I’m calling “mass learned helplessness”.

We are watching our institutions that have been protecting us get ripped apart every day on MSM. Our leaders appear to be helpless.

Helplessness is how we will be made to conform to the new America.
February 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Nah. Scapegoats are sold to people.

And politicians often do too little to combat it because the real fault is most often their own mismanagement.

They protect their status quo right up until it’s taken away in the rising tide of dictatorial hate.
The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame.

The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight.

It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.
February 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I love all these political strategists who are like “I can’t believe this! I’m so ashamed I supported this person!”

and every time it’s a politician who you know for the right price would campaign against the moon’s existence.
Everyone has things in their career of which they're ashamed.

Nothing...and I mean nothing...in my career in politics makes me more ashamed and regretful than supporting and promoting Marco Rubio.

He is the most craven betrayer of his stated ideals of any human I've ever met.
February 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This is easily $35/mo in patreon subscriptions.
Checking in on the scene at Mar-a-Lago.
February 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Chris Matthews spent two decades asking “how will this play in Iowa? can we trick the hayseeds or do we need to show our guy eating ice cream?” rather than “is this platform/legislation a good idea?”

These people don’t have the skill set for this moment.
They need to go live on a farm.
Chris Matthews pleads with someone, anyone in the Democratic Party to stand up to Trump. "Why can't a Democratic leader stand up...Who's going to stand up?"

"Why isn't Cory Booker...He's got all the talent in the world. I'm a big Cory booker fan. Do it, Cory. Do it!"
February 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
They’ve tried to make her out as a villain for the entirety of her career precisely because she actually believes in the ideals of the U.S., while so many of the rest of them see those ideals as a script for a play.
AOC has them sputtering mad because she’s educating people on constitutional rights. You don’t see them freaking out at Jeffries for talking about egg prices.
February 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Watched Gladiator II: Return of the Gladiator or whatever, and every time Denzel Washington exited a frame it felt like he was trying to leave the movie.
February 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Edward Snowden just motioning wildly to everyone around him like wtf
BREAKING: Elon Musk and his team of teenagers posted classified data about a federal intelligence agency on the DOGE website.

Experts are scrambling to see what was exposed. What a disaster.
February 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I don’t know, I feel like you CAN shoot values, right in the foot.
Doubley dangerous when that foot stays in your mouth.
Hegseth at NATO summit: "We can talk all we want about values. Values are important. But you can't shoot values."
February 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
AGs filing shitpost quality lawsuits to signal their fealty.

We’re within a year of legal filings just being Pepe the frog memes,
and a law degree being the academic equivalent of having a podcast.

www.rawstory.com/dei-26711370...
'Discriminatory!' Republican AG sues Starbucks for becoming ‘more female and less white’
A lawsuit filed by Missouri’s Republican attorney general claims Starbucks is unlawfully using diversity, equity and inclusion hiring practices that ultimately discriminate against its employees.In th...
www.rawstory.com
February 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If you think this is bad, @schumer.senate.gov and I were trying to watch the talkie film Steel Magnolias and the price of steel is more now because of tariffs!
(Feel free to use this one, Charles)
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Feb 11
A coalition of news organizations said in a court filing that video exhibits from a Jan. 6 riot case had "disappeared" from a government platform that provided access to evidence used in court.
Jan. 6 video evidence has 'disappeared' from public access, media coalition says
A coalition of news organizations said in a court filing that video exhibits from a Jan. 6 riot case had "disappeared" from a government platform that provided access to evidence used in court.
www.npr.org
February 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."
February 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Thoughtfully well put of course, but wish he’d just tweet 🔔 📕 🕯️ at Vance
MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”
February 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
In an odd twist, we are back to everyone using the same bathroom.
February 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
These people are simply cowards.

I’ve dealt with death threat nonsense and I don’t have a security detail.

And other people deal with death threat nonsense all day everyday just for being born how they were born.

Cowards
Gillibrand on WNYC today said one reason they're all falling in line is that they get death threats.
cassidy changing his tune after what he said on the senate floor is what has upgraded my position from "they are being bribed" or "they are worried about primary challenges" to "they are worried about being murdered"
February 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Is this man air fucking a trombone?
February 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If you want to watch a grossly nationalistic, flag-wrapped, spectacle of corporate backed billionaires using other human beings as a proxy to compete for a made up prize,
you may want to check out the current collapse of the USA.
I hear Snoop may do a halftime show there, too.
Every decent human being at the Super Bowl should take a knee during the National Anthem.
February 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The U.S. has this weird, absolute refusal to publicly talk about the particular beliefs of various factions of Christianity.

Partly b/c most self-identifying Christians are only holiday-deep, & going along w/ the crowd.
I'm confused about how the AP put out a story titled, "Why conservative American evangelicals are among Israel’s strongest supporters" with no mention of evangelical beliefs about Israel helping kick off the end times and the return of Christ.

THAT'S THE MAIN THING.
apnews.com/article/isra...
Why conservative American evangelicals are among Israel's strongest supporters
One of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s first meetings in the United States this week was with American evangelicals on Monday.
apnews.com
February 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Best to be upwind from a dumpster fire.

In Toronto this week.
Ottawa next week.

Rob Ford’s ghost is hosting both weeks.
February 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This Elon dork is trying to become Napoleon Bonapartheid
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Feb 2
If you’ve been wondering what Elon Musk and his lackeys are up to since taking control of the US government, look no further. Our latest story names six 19- to 24-year-olds working with his DOGE organization, which now has access to sensitive federal systems. wrd.cm/4jzpiSN
The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover
Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.
wrd.cm
February 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM