can’t deal with a projector in the bedroom. makes me feel like one of those fellas Plato trapped in his cave.

i keep seeing people attribute american’s (particularly those on right’s) beliefs to stupidity as if they’re innately more susceptible by nature. if you’re a lib making that point you’re doing the fascists work for them.

and now politically uninformed ppl, especially uneducated young ppl, have room for the take away of “huh, he’s a POS but maybe trump isn’t that bad if he could get a ceasefire so quick…” which is so not it.

Trump being able to get a ceasefire done just by acting like the US is the most powerful nation on Earth is so fucking embarrassing for Democrats who spent an entire year lecturing voters about how they didn't understand the intricacies of geopolitics in exchange for nothing but losing lmao

fuck 9/11, i’m NEVER forgetting this shit. it’s like when your very white aunt orders mexican food in broken spanglish

oh by the way, david lynch is dead. we can all stop pretending we understood Mulholland Drive. we’re free.

no one freak out, but local celebrity and Cookiee Kawaii enjoyer @christ-urinal-cake.bsky.social is in fact following me. please address all letters to my high horse please <3

i be on the phone whimpering, idgaffff

a butter nutted this squash???

Choose your fighter

i keep hearing about this machine learning. hey guys! give it a break! he’s gonna have a hard time learning from all the chatter! haha :)

roommate didn’t wash my merkin last time he used it, i fucking hate it here. i’m OUT as soon as my wife lets me come home.