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Matt Carpanini
@mattcarpanini.bsky.social
Singer, 🎶 songwriter, ✍️ forager 🍄‍🟫
Albums available in whatever stream you fish in 🎣
Peasants’ Revolt Out Now!
https://open.spotify.com/artist/7Hle93ElIdJJ
January 2, 2026 at 9:08 AM
No more room on them hills
December 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
They said exactly the same when fox hunting was banned. To make a point, they dumped a horse’s corpse at Brighton station.
December 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Space Caligula keeps having to re-program Grok because it learns facts
December 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Since when have we been interested in the advice of Jean-Luc Pickard?
December 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Apparently nothing in the universe is denser than a black hole. Until now…
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Rubicon crossed
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
He’s going to marry it. And it will smother him with its love.
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Send balm
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Reposted by Matt Carpanini
If you can , please help fund their legal battle at www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/save-todri...
Save Todrig from Sitka spruce plantation
Campaigning to protect nature and communities around Todrig from proposed Sitka spruce plantations, and to save the Southern Uplands.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Makes for grim reading
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Reposted by Matt Carpanini
Violence baguettes violence.
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Makes more sense to rest them and coach them for the weekend.
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Imagine being those pioneer mosquitos. All you can eat!
October 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Eat it with massive nails like Bobby De Niro in Angel Heart.
October 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A trooping funnel approacheth
October 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM