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Matt Burnett
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Craig of the Creek, Steven Universe. Maybe something else, eventually.
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Vince Carter dunking
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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One of the things Hocus Pocus nails is the thrill a teenage boy feels when he gets to fuck around with a lighter.
October 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Good fucking job to the dipshits running the country, you have radicalized my 8 year old to a point that this sign is the tamed down version we had to compromise on.
A sign that says “Fuck ICE” clearly written by a 8 year old.
October 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Kid reading vertical “drugs” sign backwards. It is surely an innocent mistake on his part, not yet educated on which direction to interpret the letters, but it does give the impression that he has, perhaps, taken drugs himself, of a potency significant enough to make him forget how to read. I assume the sign is for a pharmacy.
November 28, 2024 at 9:42 PM