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Matt B
@mattblades.bsky.social
Birds, painting, aviation, brooklyn, movies, manchmal auf deutsch.

Eyes too big for my stomach
Not ice scrapers, plastic spackle knives.

They're also really good for getting annoying price stickers and product labels off of stuff.
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Kavanaugh Car Service
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Trivial, perhaps. But render unto Caesar the sick burns that are Caesar's.
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It's in a pot. That counts as 'home cooked?"
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The fourth one is instant meme
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
She obviously didn't "punch it into the phone while hiking," she dictated out loud like all annoying people do.
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It would be worth it, just to be able to reply "Not today, Satan"
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm hearing about it from you
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So, if I've got this right, the govt has 48 hrs to cough up the money, or else kneecaps are getting broken?

Or what? What happens if this deadline is violated?
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"So Well Made, You'll Beat the Wrap"
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM