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Matt Armstrong
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Brit in Australia complains about stuff. Mostly typos and Everton.
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Just a totally normal survey question asking the Australian public if a literal war crime is ok or not…
YouGov survey question: “The United Nations has stated that the Israeli government's deliberate blocking of food, medicine and water into the Gaza Strip has created a "hunger crisis" amongst the civilian population resulting in children starving. Which is closest to your view about the prevention of food, medicine and water reaching civilians in Gaza: • It cannot be justified • It is justified in this case” Starvation of a civilian population is a war crime, a crime against humanity, and an act of genocide according to modern international criminal law.
May 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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All of the LOLs.
Opposition leader Peter Dutton projected to lose the seat of Dickson.
May 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Passed away at Moe’s Tavern, presumably.
May 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Absolutely baffled by the strategy from Advance here with this letter drop. Is this supposed to be anti-Greens advertising?
April 8, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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LOL. Can’t imagine why…
March 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I mean if you’ve ever caught a tram in Melbourne you’d be forgiven for thinking we’ve had ticketless travel for some time…
Headline from The Guardian: “Move over Myki, Victoria will soon get ticketless public transport fares”
February 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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*Finally* all the vocab I need to talk to King Charles in French.
Screenshot from Duolingo with the phrase “Your fingers look like small sausages” in English and French.
February 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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The four wives of Henry VIII…
January 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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A touching tribute.
January 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Took the UK’s only magazine @thefence.bsky.social to visit some fancy bridge…
January 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Picked up some groceries for Austin Powers.
Photo of Woolworths self checkout that reads “Wombok Baby”
December 21, 2024 at 9:16 AM
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I mean on the one hand grr I’m in yet another breach, but on the plus side apparently I’m French now? Fantastique! Where do I collect my passport @haveibeenpwned.com ?
December 20, 2024 at 11:54 AM
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Big snooker game is it ABC News?
ABC News caption that reads “Hundreds of Syrians cue at Lebanese border”. Except that’s the wrong spelling of “queue”.
December 15, 2024 at 9:18 AM
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Yikes. Is this compulsory now? I don’t even have a dog…
Photo of a red lid domestic general waste bin with handwritten note taped on top that reads “put dogshit in your bin!!”
December 4, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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I think I might be a robot after all. Genuinely have no idea what I was supposed to do with this one…
Screenshot of an “I am human” challenge asking user to “click on the shiny object”, followed by a picture of some rings, none of which are shiny.
December 2, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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Gosh thanks NME. If you hadn’t converted that I would have had *no context whatsoever* of the upper limit of what Rod Stewart was prepared to spend to play Glasto.
Screenshot of NME website with quote: ‘“But I don’t care if it cost me $1million (£789,440), I would have done it,” he concluded. “This is a great honour. It really is the greatest honour.”’
November 28, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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Er… I don’t think it’s working?
A photo of a fence with a sign reading “Tree Protection Zone: Keep Out”. There are no trees behind the fence.
November 22, 2023 at 7:23 AM