Matt Armstrong
@mattarmstrong.uk
Brit in Australia complains about stuff. Mostly typos and Everton.
Just a totally normal survey question asking the Australian public if a literal war crime is ok or not…
May 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Just a totally normal survey question asking the Australian public if a literal war crime is ok or not…
Passed away at Moe’s Tavern, presumably.
May 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Passed away at Moe’s Tavern, presumably.
Absolutely baffled by the strategy from Advance here with this letter drop. Is this supposed to be anti-Greens advertising?
April 8, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Absolutely baffled by the strategy from Advance here with this letter drop. Is this supposed to be anti-Greens advertising?
LOL. Can’t imagine why…
March 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
LOL. Can’t imagine why…
I mean if you’ve ever caught a tram in Melbourne you’d be forgiven for thinking we’ve had ticketless travel for some time…
February 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I mean if you’ve ever caught a tram in Melbourne you’d be forgiven for thinking we’ve had ticketless travel for some time…
*Finally* all the vocab I need to talk to King Charles in French.
February 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
*Finally* all the vocab I need to talk to King Charles in French.
Reposted by Matt Armstrong
I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
www.mcsweeneys.net
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
The four wives of Henry VIII…
January 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The four wives of Henry VIII…
Took the UK’s only magazine @thefence.bsky.social to visit some fancy bridge…
January 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Took the UK’s only magazine @thefence.bsky.social to visit some fancy bridge…
Dunno how that’s going to help, but glad they’re having fun I guess…
Dwight McNeil unlikely to be available for Everton's trip to Bournemouth this weekend, according to Sean Dyche.
Seamus Coleman, James Garner & Tim Iroegbunam all out. Garner and Iroegbunam "back on the grass" working with sports scientists
Seamus Coleman, James Garner & Tim Iroegbunam all out. Garner and Iroegbunam "back on the grass" working with sports scientists
January 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Dunno how that’s going to help, but glad they’re having fun I guess…
Picked up some groceries for Austin Powers.
December 21, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Picked up some groceries for Austin Powers.
I mean on the one hand grr I’m in yet another breach, but on the plus side apparently I’m French now? Fantastique! Where do I collect my passport @haveibeenpwned.com ?
December 20, 2024 at 11:54 AM
I mean on the one hand grr I’m in yet another breach, but on the plus side apparently I’m French now? Fantastique! Where do I collect my passport @haveibeenpwned.com ?
Lovely selective stat this that conveniently doesn’t include the 15 goals we shipped in Aug/Sep and totally ignores how few goals we’ve scored…
Most clean sheets across Europe’s top five leagues since 1 October:
6 - EVERTON 🔵, Fiorentina, Real Sociedad
5 - Napoli, Atalanta, Real Madrid, AC Milan
Bologna, Bayern Munich, Inter Milan
6 - EVERTON 🔵, Fiorentina, Real Sociedad
5 - Napoli, Atalanta, Real Madrid, AC Milan
Bologna, Bayern Munich, Inter Milan
December 16, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Lovely selective stat this that conveniently doesn’t include the 15 goals we shipped in Aug/Sep and totally ignores how few goals we’ve scored…
Big snooker game is it ABC News?
December 15, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Big snooker game is it ABC News?
Ha. Brilliant.
A small selection of some of the players that Craig Dawson has more goals than for Everton in the Premier League, despite never playing for the club.
#EFC
#EFC
December 5, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Ha. Brilliant.
Yikes. Is this compulsory now? I don’t even have a dog…
December 4, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Yikes. Is this compulsory now? I don’t even have a dog…
I think I might be a robot after all. Genuinely have no idea what I was supposed to do with this one…
December 2, 2024 at 2:53 AM
I think I might be a robot after all. Genuinely have no idea what I was supposed to do with this one…
Gosh thanks NME. If you hadn’t converted that I would have had *no context whatsoever* of the upper limit of what Rod Stewart was prepared to spend to play Glasto.
November 28, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Gosh thanks NME. If you hadn’t converted that I would have had *no context whatsoever* of the upper limit of what Rod Stewart was prepared to spend to play Glasto.
Define success.
A new analysis estimates that over half of longer English-language posts on LinkedIn are AI-generated, indicating the platform’s embrace of AI tools has been a success.
Yes, That Viral LinkedIn Post You Read Was Probably AI-Generated
A new analysis estimates that over half of longer English-language posts on LinkedIn are AI-generated, indicating the platform’s embrace of AI tools has been a success.
www.wired.com
November 26, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Define success.
So one day for submissions and a three hour public hearing? Yep. Seems totally reasonable. Democracy in action…
November 25, 2024 at 2:31 AM
So one day for submissions and a three hour public hearing? Yep. Seems totally reasonable. Democracy in action…
Reposted by Matt Armstrong
this week's column www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/n...
Sport may be a blunt tool of social change, but it’s time to take a stand against Israel | Jonathan Liew
As the bombardment continues in Gaza, bodies such as Fifa and the IOC have evaded taking a stand. But fans’ solidarity with Palestinians is growing and should not be ignored
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2024 at 9:47 AM
this week's column www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/n...
Er… I don’t think it’s working?
November 22, 2023 at 7:23 AM
Er… I don’t think it’s working?
I appear to have joined another social media network.
November 22, 2023 at 7:19 AM
I appear to have joined another social media network.