Slow-release reverse lycanthropy. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.

Yep, 100%. The air dries out *just enough* and I have a horror film on my face.

Like seriously, I think my schnoz was used as a reference for shooting the prom scene in Carrie.

I knew fall had officially arrived this week when I got my first surprise catastrophic nosebleed. So, kinda?

I take it back. It turns out the sacrifice fueled a greater working at the polls.

The night time is the right time
The night time is the right time

DARE programs told a whole lot of people that degens would just be offering them free drugs left and right.

My personal ratio of "you holding?" to "here have some drug" is at least 30:1.

"ChatGPT said this, should we try it?"

It's your network. I'd rather pay a homeless guy $5 for his opinion. I'll at least get an honest "I don't know" or a similar "this sounds like what you want to hear". But if I give a homeless guy a fiver, he can buy a bottle of water instead of igniting one.

"AI first"... AI can first gargle my balls.

Proving those to the client is always a fuckin migraine because no one believes they'd do something that stupid. YOU DID. I PROVED IT. I AM SO MAD I CANNOT BILL YOU FOR EXPLAINING HOW CIRCLES WORK.

The first prompt in our marketing system? "Transfer to our local office". If you've spotted the problem, congrats, you are qualified to be a property manager at one of hundreds of apartment communities across the country.

Double effectiveness of it's a Vampire game. Now they can turn food into grenades and will spend a minimum of 2 real-time hours wondering what happens if you tap a vampire.

Go to the front desk and see if they have any discounts. See how long they can pretend it doesn't exist.