Mattakamoose
@mattakamoose.bsky.social
He/Him. Tabletop gamer. Pool player. Taco enthusiast.
Email was a mistake.
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Email was a mistake.
I really hope they realize just how bad they had to fuck up to burn out the anarchist. I'm not even motivated to burn the place down now, I just want to collect my paycheck until the aneurysm finally blows.
November 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I really hope they realize just how bad they had to fuck up to burn out the anarchist. I'm not even motivated to burn the place down now, I just want to collect my paycheck until the aneurysm finally blows.
Sometimes "helping" involves realizing you're not contributing to the task and getting the hell out of the way.
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sometimes "helping" involves realizing you're not contributing to the task and getting the hell out of the way.
Hey Grim Reaper, while you're on this plane taking decrepit old dicks, I've got a few more names that might interest you.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Hey Grim Reaper, while you're on this plane taking decrepit old dicks, I've got a few more names that might interest you.
Inducing burnout 101: give emploee task. Let them become experts at that task and system.
Give them an entirely new task, under a new team and management structure. Do not let them pass on that first task to anyone.
If the only way to escape a barnacle is to leave the company, they will.
Give them an entirely new task, under a new team and management structure. Do not let them pass on that first task to anyone.
If the only way to escape a barnacle is to leave the company, they will.
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Inducing burnout 101: give emploee task. Let them become experts at that task and system.
Give them an entirely new task, under a new team and management structure. Do not let them pass on that first task to anyone.
If the only way to escape a barnacle is to leave the company, they will.
Give them an entirely new task, under a new team and management structure. Do not let them pass on that first task to anyone.
If the only way to escape a barnacle is to leave the company, they will.
This is your yearly reminder that no one is going to spend the money to give out drugs for Halloween. Drugs are expensive.
You think a populace that won't spring for full size Snickers will just hand out even the legal THC gummies?
You think a populace that won't spring for full size Snickers will just hand out even the legal THC gummies?
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is your yearly reminder that no one is going to spend the money to give out drugs for Halloween. Drugs are expensive.
You think a populace that won't spring for full size Snickers will just hand out even the legal THC gummies?
You think a populace that won't spring for full size Snickers will just hand out even the legal THC gummies?
I've crossed over. I no longer have a great disdain for AI. I absolutely despise it.
This bubble can't pop fast enough.
This bubble can't pop fast enough.
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I've crossed over. I no longer have a great disdain for AI. I absolutely despise it.
This bubble can't pop fast enough.
This bubble can't pop fast enough.
Lord of the Wings Redux: accomplished. Chicken legs and thighs this time, but we still went through Fellowship, Towers, and Return Extended Editions in one day.
October 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Lord of the Wings Redux: accomplished. Chicken legs and thighs this time, but we still went through Fellowship, Towers, and Return Extended Editions in one day.
Vent time!
I see a certain type of case a dozen times a week at work, "our phone calls are looping, omgwtf what did you guys break" and 90% of the time, some smooth rain has set up THEIR OWN office lines to transfer into our marketing system.
I see a certain type of case a dozen times a week at work, "our phone calls are looping, omgwtf what did you guys break" and 90% of the time, some smooth rain has set up THEIR OWN office lines to transfer into our marketing system.
October 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Vent time!
I see a certain type of case a dozen times a week at work, "our phone calls are looping, omgwtf what did you guys break" and 90% of the time, some smooth rain has set up THEIR OWN office lines to transfer into our marketing system.
I see a certain type of case a dozen times a week at work, "our phone calls are looping, omgwtf what did you guys break" and 90% of the time, some smooth rain has set up THEIR OWN office lines to transfer into our marketing system.
New Sabaton album: which aspect of a World War will I learn about today?
October 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
New Sabaton album: which aspect of a World War will I learn about today?
Elizabeth being a pit boss at a metal show is the turn-on I didn't know I needed.
She claims she was second row, but I saw her throw a few back in.
She claims she was second row, but I saw her throw a few back in.
October 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Elizabeth being a pit boss at a metal show is the turn-on I didn't know I needed.
She claims she was second row, but I saw her throw a few back in.
She claims she was second row, but I saw her throw a few back in.
The best assessment I've read about RFK Jr: "His uncle had more brains after he left Dallas."
October 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The best assessment I've read about RFK Jr: "His uncle had more brains after he left Dallas."
Every day I'm quoting Pacific Proposal Park and hoping for that FPO.
September 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Every day I'm quoting Pacific Proposal Park and hoping for that FPO.
If someone gives me a tire iron and looks the other way for a few minutes, I'll hasten the "wheels fall off the AI bandwagon" in any way I can.
I'm really tired of hearing that AI is going to change my life.
I'm really tired of hearing that AI is going to change my life.
September 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If someone gives me a tire iron and looks the other way for a few minutes, I'll hasten the "wheels fall off the AI bandwagon" in any way I can.
I'm really tired of hearing that AI is going to change my life.
I'm really tired of hearing that AI is going to change my life.
My first time at Carolina Theater NOT in the balcony. From nosebleeds to pit.
September 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My first time at Carolina Theater NOT in the balcony. From nosebleeds to pit.
I'm standing 2' away from my kitchen Google Nest display thing. It has the mic sensitivity all the way up. I ask it to set a 2 minute timer.
The Downstairs Googlebot, 15' away with the mic sensitivity all the way down, answers and sets a 10 minute timer.
Wtf, Google.
The Downstairs Googlebot, 15' away with the mic sensitivity all the way down, answers and sets a 10 minute timer.
Wtf, Google.
September 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm standing 2' away from my kitchen Google Nest display thing. It has the mic sensitivity all the way up. I ask it to set a 2 minute timer.
The Downstairs Googlebot, 15' away with the mic sensitivity all the way down, answers and sets a 10 minute timer.
Wtf, Google.
The Downstairs Googlebot, 15' away with the mic sensitivity all the way down, answers and sets a 10 minute timer.
Wtf, Google.
Not a bad camera on the Pixel 10 ProXL. We're about 6' from the back fence on the lawn at Red Hat.
September 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Not a bad camera on the Pixel 10 ProXL. We're about 6' from the back fence on the lawn at Red Hat.
Last year, my company booked Journey to play our annual user conference.
This year, it was Maroon 5.
I learned this morning we're dropping $50k a month so our digital parrot appears smart.
Co-workers, how were your raises this year? Mine didn't even cover inflation (real or fake figure).
This year, it was Maroon 5.
I learned this morning we're dropping $50k a month so our digital parrot appears smart.
Co-workers, how were your raises this year? Mine didn't even cover inflation (real or fake figure).
September 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Last year, my company booked Journey to play our annual user conference.
This year, it was Maroon 5.
I learned this morning we're dropping $50k a month so our digital parrot appears smart.
Co-workers, how were your raises this year? Mine didn't even cover inflation (real or fake figure).
This year, it was Maroon 5.
I learned this morning we're dropping $50k a month so our digital parrot appears smart.
Co-workers, how were your raises this year? Mine didn't even cover inflation (real or fake figure).
"Security seal." Inigo Montoya has some words for you, Google.
August 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Security seal." Inigo Montoya has some words for you, Google.
Copilot, can you make "Eat an entire Costco-sized bag of store-brand dicks" sound professional?
August 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Copilot, can you make "Eat an entire Costco-sized bag of store-brand dicks" sound professional?
Another great show from @ronfunches.bsky.social at Goodnights. Minus the main-character-syndrome chucklefuck behind me, who got called out by all 3 performers and a time-out from staff.
Mr. Funches also had on a badass "Trans Ally Till I Die" shirt that I need to find.
Mr. Funches also had on a badass "Trans Ally Till I Die" shirt that I need to find.
August 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Another great show from @ronfunches.bsky.social at Goodnights. Minus the main-character-syndrome chucklefuck behind me, who got called out by all 3 performers and a time-out from staff.
Mr. Funches also had on a badass "Trans Ally Till I Die" shirt that I need to find.
Mr. Funches also had on a badass "Trans Ally Till I Die" shirt that I need to find.