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Jazz does not ever look at home plate after he takes off, otherwise that could have been an option.
December 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Jackson Merrill
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Chuck's Super Top-Secret Strategy
1. Appear on TV and say you "strongly disagree"
2. Write a sternly worded letter
3. Vote to confirm yet another Trump appointee
4. Threaten to actually fight back
5. Vote to confirm yet another Trump appointee
6. Fight back
7. Surrender
8. Hope the GOP is appeased
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sir, you caved for nothing and ruined all the renewed energy and support for your party. I hope you are primaried, and lose.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Or perhaps a candle from Bath and Body Works
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Al Hrabosky approves this message
October 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Announced with all the gravitas of a petty HOA president chastising the community for leaving out their garbage cans beyond the "acceptable" time frame.
October 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Directed his entire administration? What exactly is the Dept of the Interior supposed to do about Iran’s nuclear program?
June 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I love it when a plan comes together.
May 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Are we sure it hasn't already happened?
April 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Good book, just finished reading it
April 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM