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How bored are people that russian roulette with food poisoning is now a hobby?
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Does VMD mean he has a Very Doctorate of Medicine?
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
A very expensive military operation, financially and politically, has yielded a regime change to Maduro's deputy and oil that no one seems to want. Trump continues to run the government like a business. Trump Airlines, Trump Casinos, Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka etc etc etc.
January 9, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Lower Binfield is perhaps best left as a happy memory
January 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Excellent work on the skin tone. Where is this character from?
January 7, 2026 at 7:56 AM
A "Get in the Sea" option that also uninstalls the whole thing from your device would be excellent
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Are you finding any that haven't aged so well? I'm occasionally afraid to revisit old shows I have fond memories of just in case they turn out to have been a bit ropey.
January 7, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Purges rarely lead to good results
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Trump already told everyone it was about oil, you can stop now.
January 6, 2026 at 7:35 AM
And he normally gets on so well with Vegans
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The invasion of Taiwan does seem to have moved to a matter of timing now.
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 AM
They are reporting what is being said rather than editorialising. Which I prefer in news organisations.
January 4, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Everyone should have a good read about the ICC and what it does: asp.icc-cpi.int
| International Criminal Court
asp.icc-cpi.int
January 4, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Which Times hack is having their commute slightly extended while also doggedly refusing to consider public transport? A very important one I assume.
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
The Government is still using X?
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Is he pretending that Harvard's decision not to renew his contract, for several pretty good reasons I'm sure, actually him resigning? The amount of self delusion that is needed to protect a massive, but very fragile, ego is staggering.
December 31, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I found the famous bar in Bristol recently
December 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oncology car parking is usually discounted or free in the UK.
December 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Feliz natal!
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It doesn't matter what he knows, it's what he thinks Fox News viewers will believe
December 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"No, you're the lame duck!" he screams into the internet
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
His government is giving $12B to farmers. I think that makes him a communist.
December 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Triple large calibre guns?
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This sounds so much like the usual US culture war nonsense that I thought it was written by Thomas Sowell initially.
December 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM