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How bored are people that russian roulette with food poisoning is now a hobby?
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Does VMD mean he has a Very Doctorate of Medicine?
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
A very expensive military operation, financially and politically, has yielded a regime change to Maduro's deputy and oil that no one seems to want. Trump continues to run the government like a business. Trump Airlines, Trump Casinos, Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka etc etc etc.
January 9, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Lower Binfield is perhaps best left as a happy memory
January 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Excellent work on the skin tone. Where is this character from?
January 7, 2026 at 7:56 AM
A "Get in the Sea" option that also uninstalls the whole thing from your device would be excellent
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Are you finding any that haven't aged so well? I'm occasionally afraid to revisit old shows I have fond memories of just in case they turn out to have been a bit ropey.
January 7, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Purges rarely lead to good results
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Trump already told everyone it was about oil, you can stop now.
January 6, 2026 at 7:35 AM
And he normally gets on so well with Vegans
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The invasion of Taiwan does seem to have moved to a matter of timing now.
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 AM
They are reporting what is being said rather than editorialising. Which I prefer in news organisations.
January 4, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Everyone should have a good read about the ICC and what it does: asp.icc-cpi.int
| International Criminal Court
asp.icc-cpi.int
January 4, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Which Times hack is having their commute slightly extended while also doggedly refusing to consider public transport? A very important one I assume.
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
The Government is still using X?
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Is he pretending that Harvard's decision not to renew his contract, for several pretty good reasons I'm sure, actually him resigning? The amount of self delusion that is needed to protect a massive, but very fragile, ego is staggering.
December 31, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I found the famous bar in Bristol recently
December 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oncology car parking is usually discounted or free in the UK.
December 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Feliz natal!
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It doesn't matter what he knows, it's what he thinks Fox News viewers will believe
December 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"No, you're the lame duck!" he screams into the internet
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
His government is giving $12B to farmers. I think that makes him a communist.
December 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Triple large calibre guns?
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Trump is suing the BBC because he thinks they used AI to create video of him saying things he never said. If he doesn't actually seem to understand why he is suing I don't think that the case will go well.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC says it will defend Trump defamation lawsuit over Panorama speech edit
The US president has requested $5bn (£3.7bn) in damages, according to court documents filed in Florida.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This sounds so much like the usual US culture war nonsense that I thought it was written by Thomas Sowell initially.
December 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM