Gentoos are my favourite penguin... so funny and curious! Sad to see them kept in such a place. As they're meant to be below:

Budgie died on the way back to his home planet.

Tango in the Night in an absolute banger of an album though tbf

When did we stop encouraging people to do things they're good at? I would have absolutely floundered in an STEM degree, wouldn't have enjoyed it and probably failed. Economically that wouldn't have paid off for me.

In a similar vein... no-one even calls it a _fish and chip shop_, in the North it's a chippy!

Rudolf Hess might have heard, if not perhaps listened to, ‘Respectable’ by Mel and Kim.

Being an MP is a disqualification for being PCC so I guess by extension a metro-mayor with the PCC role included would be the same? www.electoralcommission.org.uk/sites/defaul...

Ah yes… bring back the Mighty White

(Bread)

Do you find yourself having to justify/excuse your DC habit as well? There’s can be an unbearable piety to tea drinkers sometimes.

That would be wild.

The first time I tried them was at a bake sale in the Falklands and I’ve been hooked ever since!

"What is th charge? Eating a rower? A succulent Chinese rower?"