matt-cassidy.bsky.social
@matt-cassidy.bsky.social
The Tule fog is so bad tonight that I can stand right on the street and take a whiz because the few people still driving in it are just sort of crawling down the double yellow. They can drive past me at 10mph and I am completely invisible.
January 16, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Fox26, 10:00 News, tonight’s Top Story - “Let me warn you, this story is blunt and disturbing…” vaping.
January 14, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Good thing about recording - harder for the regime to call the victim a foreign gang member. I hope everyone realizes that police departments and gestapo alike own, and are actively buying, their own mobile networks. “In case” regular cellular and data coverage becomes unavailable.
January 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM
You say hello, and we say goodbye
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Jesus wept. In the last two weeks, my visible posts here are starting to look like Twitter or Facebook. What’s the new Bluesky?
December 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I guess this is my second Christmas since my dad’s been gone. It didn’t really register the first time. This is the one time I know of that my dad went fishing, at Lake Hemet.
December 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Here’s my dog in the Tule fog.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Ever since Bryan Cranston got famous, people seem to only like Airwolf for the theme song : (
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
If I so much as put clean grocery bags in my truck, she camps out next to it for an hour hoping for a ride
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Trump sees Dodger Miguel Rojas giving interview after World Series win - “can we get ICE to Dodgers stadium again? That guy looks like a drug dealer. He’s probably an illegal. He speaks in complete covfefe south rrrrr”
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I got a 1961 LIFE magazine from an estate sale. Chef has been keeping it real for like a century
October 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Trump sits alone in the Oval Office, fingering the desk. Looking for a secret. Hoping that somewhere in the past, our founding fathers had suspected an idiot child would be running the country and would have told him it’s ok to destroy America as long as he makes lots of money from it.
October 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Here I am on St Barts after my trip to Paris
October 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Once the regime is deposed, I think WH should find 50 US toolmakers (if there are that many left) and contract for 1000 sledge hammers each, ranging from 3-16 lbs, with 28-36” hickory or fiberglass handles. Crowdsourcing determines 1000 people to take a swing, and raises $ to get us back on track
October 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What music do conservatives even listen to now? Every decent band out there is like “quit using our music, you fascist fucks”
October 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I think we need more protests on Friday mornings. And also we need a cab service in the cotton fields between Hanford and Corcoran. I’m always ready to go on a Friday morn
October 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
You know, there are not enough videos of the rallies with CCR as the music. So much weird rap and hip hop. John Fogerty is alive and kicking, and solidly in our side @johnfogerty.com
October 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Lara Trump on Faux News talks about the scourge of homelessness while playing a video of someone using a truck to steal an ATM and then seamlessly segues into college football and how her family likes to get up early and drink hot chocolate to watch the game
October 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
When I worked at the air tanker base, in aught three, the Chief Aviation Officer had ATAC spelled out on his roof with white rocks. So every time he flew over his house, he would think about his wife. I just now watched Star Trek III for the first time. Got to give him a call
October 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Reposted
The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I predict that film cameras and home darkrooms are going to have a major resurgence in the next few years
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It’s a race against the clock to finish the $6 jar of mayonnaise that expired in June so I can get started on the $3 jar of mayonnaise that expired in April
October 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Pretty fucking wild that “fight the oligarchs” has become “fight the fascists” in like ten weeks. It should have been a ten minute transition because in reality, there isn’t even a ten second difference.
October 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
saw a video of Lars Von Trier at Cannes and it hit hard, regarding my own ability to speak in front of groups these days. Teams meeting with 90% people I know well, and my camera pointing at my office’s wall of built-in bookshelves, packed with my favorite books, I said my hobby is mowing the lawn
October 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
There is one good thing about Donald Trump. His days of putting his little weenie in anyone are done. This fucker can’t even put a single sentence together. If he was on social security right now, all those shit kids of his would have him in a cut-rate old folks home in Pensacola.
October 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM