Just had a funny thought:

People mistake Great Pyrenees for Golden Retrievers all the time.

Now imagine a dognapper making that mistake. 😂

“Look at that big white retriever! It’s chill too! Jackpot!”
*leaps fence*
“WTF?! How did it go from snoozing to ‘murder mode’ so fast?!”

I got my Art the Clown tattoo back when all we had was the first movie + the shorts. It’s about time I turned it into a full @terrifierfilm.bsky.social piece.

I can’t decide which Sienna I should get:

- Angel?
- Clown Cafe?
- Crown of thorns?
- Something else?

Thoughts? @laurenlavera.bsky.social?

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Couldn't resist. He coming. 🤣

Never trust the Gorton’s fisherman. He knows what you did last summer.

I decided to make a #WPDrama coin on Solana. Now you, the community, can become an existential threat. Enjoy the WP drama.

birdeye.so/token/FForjJ...

You can even stake it on Meteora's new M3M3 platform to earn rewards. Details on that in the replies.

Things I never thought I would have to say until I got a Great Pyrenees #73619:

"Please don't climb on the washing machine..." 🤦‍♂️

I wonder how everyone is discovering me. Followers have been rolling in for the last few weeks, even though I hadn't been actively using Bluesky at all.

It doesn't look to be bots either. Many are either people I know or followers from X/Twitter.

Guess I should cross-post here more often. 🤷‍♂️

LOL @ GoDaddy 🤦‍♂️*

I guess maybe I should start using this thing.