Jeff Matson
@matson.bsky.social
The guy your competitive analysis warned you about. WordPress products, pinball, horror, and homelabs.
Alumni: Pressable/GoDaddy/Pagely/Gravity Forms
Alumni: Pressable/GoDaddy/Pagely/Gravity Forms
Just had a funny thought:
People mistake Great Pyrenees for Golden Retrievers all the time.
Now imagine a dognapper making that mistake. 😂
“Look at that big white retriever! It’s chill too! Jackpot!”
*leaps fence*
“WTF?! How did it go from snoozing to ‘murder mode’ so fast?!”
People mistake Great Pyrenees for Golden Retrievers all the time.
Now imagine a dognapper making that mistake. 😂
“Look at that big white retriever! It’s chill too! Jackpot!”
*leaps fence*
“WTF?! How did it go from snoozing to ‘murder mode’ so fast?!”
June 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Just had a funny thought:
People mistake Great Pyrenees for Golden Retrievers all the time.
Now imagine a dognapper making that mistake. 😂
“Look at that big white retriever! It’s chill too! Jackpot!”
*leaps fence*
“WTF?! How did it go from snoozing to ‘murder mode’ so fast?!”
People mistake Great Pyrenees for Golden Retrievers all the time.
Now imagine a dognapper making that mistake. 😂
“Look at that big white retriever! It’s chill too! Jackpot!”
*leaps fence*
“WTF?! How did it go from snoozing to ‘murder mode’ so fast?!”
I got my Art the Clown tattoo back when all we had was the first movie + the shorts. It’s about time I turned it into a full @terrifierfilm.bsky.social piece.
I can’t decide which Sienna I should get:
- Angel?
- Clown Cafe?
- Crown of thorns?
- Something else?
Thoughts? @laurenlavera.bsky.social?
I can’t decide which Sienna I should get:
- Angel?
- Clown Cafe?
- Crown of thorns?
- Something else?
Thoughts? @laurenlavera.bsky.social?
April 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I got my Art the Clown tattoo back when all we had was the first movie + the shorts. It’s about time I turned it into a full @terrifierfilm.bsky.social piece.
I can’t decide which Sienna I should get:
- Angel?
- Clown Cafe?
- Crown of thorns?
- Something else?
Thoughts? @laurenlavera.bsky.social?
I can’t decide which Sienna I should get:
- Angel?
- Clown Cafe?
- Crown of thorns?
- Something else?
Thoughts? @laurenlavera.bsky.social?
Pics or it didn’t happen.
February 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Reposted by Jeff Matson
Couldn't resist. He coming. 🤣
January 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Couldn't resist. He coming. 🤣
Couldn't resist. He coming. 🤣
January 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Couldn't resist. He coming. 🤣
Never trust the Gorton’s fisherman. He knows what you did last summer.
January 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Never trust the Gorton’s fisherman. He knows what you did last summer.
DexScreener is here:
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WPDRAMA $0.0₇7126 - WP Drama / SOL on Solana / Meteora - DEX Screener
$0.00000007126 WP Drama (WPDRAMA) realtime price charts, trading history and info - WPDRAMA / SOL on Solana / Meteora
dexscreener.com
December 13, 2024 at 11:15 PM
DexScreener is here:
dexscreener.com/solana/45dzk...
dexscreener.com/solana/45dzk...
M3M3: Stake and Earn
A new meta to transform memecoins from PvP to PPP.
m3m3.meteora.ag
December 13, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I decided to make a #WPDrama coin on Solana. Now you, the community, can become an existential threat. Enjoy the WP drama.
birdeye.so/token/FForjJ...
You can even stake it on Meteora's new M3M3 platform to earn rewards. Details on that in the replies.
birdeye.so/token/FForjJ...
You can even stake it on Meteora's new M3M3 platform to earn rewards. Details on that in the replies.
birdeye.so
December 13, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I decided to make a #WPDrama coin on Solana. Now you, the community, can become an existential threat. Enjoy the WP drama.
birdeye.so/token/FForjJ...
You can even stake it on Meteora's new M3M3 platform to earn rewards. Details on that in the replies.
birdeye.so/token/FForjJ...
You can even stake it on Meteora's new M3M3 platform to earn rewards. Details on that in the replies.
Things I never thought I would have to say until I got a Great Pyrenees #73619:
"Please don't climb on the washing machine..." 🤦♂️
"Please don't climb on the washing machine..." 🤦♂️
December 13, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Things I never thought I would have to say until I got a Great Pyrenees #73619:
"Please don't climb on the washing machine..." 🤦♂️
"Please don't climb on the washing machine..." 🤦♂️
Hell yes bro!
a woman in a blue dress is dancing in a living room with a man in a red suit .
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is dancing in a living room with a man in a red suit .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Hell yes bro!
I wonder how everyone is discovering me. Followers have been rolling in for the last few weeks, even though I hadn't been actively using Bluesky at all.
It doesn't look to be bots either. Many are either people I know or followers from X/Twitter.
Guess I should cross-post here more often. 🤷♂️
It doesn't look to be bots either. Many are either people I know or followers from X/Twitter.
Guess I should cross-post here more often. 🤷♂️
December 6, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I wonder how everyone is discovering me. Followers have been rolling in for the last few weeks, even though I hadn't been actively using Bluesky at all.
It doesn't look to be bots either. Many are either people I know or followers from X/Twitter.
Guess I should cross-post here more often. 🤷♂️
It doesn't look to be bots either. Many are either people I know or followers from X/Twitter.
Guess I should cross-post here more often. 🤷♂️
* Knowing the people behind it, it's probably pretty damn good, but that legal disclaimer is... ummmm... something...
December 6, 2024 at 5:36 PM
* Knowing the people behind it, it's probably pretty damn good, but that legal disclaimer is... ummmm... something...
Oh no. GIFs don’t work on Bluesky. I’m gonna go cry now.
August 19, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Oh no. GIFs don’t work on Bluesky. I’m gonna go cry now.
I guess maybe I should start using this thing.
August 18, 2023 at 7:40 PM
I guess maybe I should start using this thing.