“Let them drink piss”
-drunk Marie Antoinette

There’s a woman wearing earmuffs. It’s 65°.

@jimmypardo.com As always, I saluted your commanding officer while they passed.

Did you know?

In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine.

The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.

As a fan of literature there’s no worse feeling than finding out a novel has an unreliable narrator and realising you wasted your money

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

How much trouble would you get into if you sold cigarettes to the kids at Hogwarts?

Ran into my favorite ‘60s folk act at Trader Joe’s.

Yeah, I guess I have time to just imagine dragons. GROW UP.

So stoked for Carrie Underwood to make the cover of Carrie Underwood magazine.

Never stop believing.

Los Angeles.

Venmo me $27 dollars and I’ll watch it.