Han L.P.
@matineemonsters.bsky.social
They/them | GAYYYYY | Gardening, useless trivia, going on adventures—honestly tho it's mostly gonna be pictures of Mochi
all i want. is to be loved above all other things. which—i really dont think this is a big ask. but mother. soft warm neglectful mother. she keeps trying to play hex puzzle adventure. despite my objections. so as you can see. i live my life in constant torment.
December 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
all i want. is to be loved above all other things. which—i really dont think this is a big ask. but mother. soft warm neglectful mother. she keeps trying to play hex puzzle adventure. despite my objections. so as you can see. i live my life in constant torment.
Sorry, no packages are getting sent out for the holidays this year, as box inspector Mochi hasn't finished her screening and is offended you even asked her to hurry up
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Sorry, no packages are getting sent out for the holidays this year, as box inspector Mochi hasn't finished her screening and is offended you even asked her to hurry up
Forever living with cognitive dissonance of vehemently disliking anything Christmas but also finding Noelle and Holly to be pretty cute names
December 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Forever living with cognitive dissonance of vehemently disliking anything Christmas but also finding Noelle and Holly to be pretty cute names
My wife's least favorite of my bits, "Oh hey you dropped this hair, let me put it back on top of your head for you" is not currying any more favors now that it's falling out faster from chemo
December 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My wife's least favorite of my bits, "Oh hey you dropped this hair, let me put it back on top of your head for you" is not currying any more favors now that it's falling out faster from chemo
My whole job is computer. Why do my typing skills sharply decrease when someone's standing behind me
December 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My whole job is computer. Why do my typing skills sharply decrease when someone's standing behind me
Contemplating losing my job and riding it all just so I can spend 10 more minutes in the warm bed
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Contemplating losing my job and riding it all just so I can spend 10 more minutes in the warm bed
It's 2025, why do we still need page breaks when saving a site as a PDF. It's digital and the site doesn't have page breaks, so why can't they just give me an endless scroll option when saving?? Adobe pls
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's 2025, why do we still need page breaks when saving a site as a PDF. It's digital and the site doesn't have page breaks, so why can't they just give me an endless scroll option when saving?? Adobe pls
I love applying my alcohol based sunscreen the morning after dermaplaning my face and learning exactly how bad I did at dermaplaning my face
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I love applying my alcohol based sunscreen the morning after dermaplaning my face and learning exactly how bad I did at dermaplaning my face
The best photos of her are the ones where she's disheveled and undignified
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The best photos of her are the ones where she's disheveled and undignified
These are, without any embellishment, the best things I have ever baked, in my life
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
These are, without any embellishment, the best things I have ever baked, in my life
Someone in the neighborhood has been lighting fireworks for like a solid twenty minutes, long enough that I had to look up breaking news to see if he was dead (no )
October 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Someone in the neighborhood has been lighting fireworks for like a solid twenty minutes, long enough that I had to look up breaking news to see if he was dead (no )
Call my qtips Guns n Roses the way they're knock-knock-knockin' on my eardrums' door
July 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Call my qtips Guns n Roses the way they're knock-knock-knockin' on my eardrums' door
Addicted to amending any post about my opinions with "and this is a hill I will die on"
July 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Addicted to amending any post about my opinions with "and this is a hill I will die on"
If you're looking for a restaurant and filter for ones that are "open now" then it shouldn't show you places that are closing in 5 minutes and this is a hill I will die on
July 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If you're looking for a restaurant and filter for ones that are "open now" then it shouldn't show you places that are closing in 5 minutes and this is a hill I will die on
I love logging into bluesky then immediately logging off to go google "news" and figure out what everyone's talking about
July 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I love logging into bluesky then immediately logging off to go google "news" and figure out what everyone's talking about
Maybe I'm not getting any job callbacks bc the hiring managers are looking at their website analytics and keep seeing I tabbed away from the application to google things like "can you swallow your own tongue"
June 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Maybe I'm not getting any job callbacks bc the hiring managers are looking at their website analytics and keep seeing I tabbed away from the application to google things like "can you swallow your own tongue"
Boycott notwithstanding, why tf would you release a pride collection of beige neutrals. Like if that's your plan just go back to not pandering to us at all
June 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Boycott notwithstanding, why tf would you release a pride collection of beige neutrals. Like if that's your plan just go back to not pandering to us at all
The most effective noise for summoning my cat isn't clicking or trilling or psspsspssing.
It's whistling the Godfather theme. Works every time.
It's whistling the Godfather theme. Works every time.
May 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The most effective noise for summoning my cat isn't clicking or trilling or psspsspssing.
It's whistling the Godfather theme. Works every time.
It's whistling the Godfather theme. Works every time.
Too fluffy to be dignified
May 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Too fluffy to be dignified
The cat's "hey are you awake for cuddles?" full force face-to-face headbump just got interpreted into my dream as a jester NPC going "Are ya stupid?" and hitting me in the face with a fish
May 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The cat's "hey are you awake for cuddles?" full force face-to-face headbump just got interpreted into my dream as a jester NPC going "Are ya stupid?" and hitting me in the face with a fish
Would a sunflower eating sunflower seeds be like the flower equivalent of picking and eating your own scabs?
Sun-chan, a smiling sentient sunflower, is a mascot for Nogi town, Tochigi. He likes the eat sunflower seeds.
April 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Would a sunflower eating sunflower seeds be like the flower equivalent of picking and eating your own scabs?
The secret to bonding with an elementary school child is asking them who got in trouble at school today
April 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The secret to bonding with an elementary school child is asking them who got in trouble at school today
Reposted by Han L.P.
Jim is also one of the cofounders of Autism Network International, and advocates for autistic people to be included in society instead of "cured." Their work did a TON to shape disability justice as we see it now.
Nonbinary intersex activist Jim Sinclair on Sally Jesse Raphael's show in 1989
April 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Jim is also one of the cofounders of Autism Network International, and advocates for autistic people to be included in society instead of "cured." Their work did a TON to shape disability justice as we see it now.
Why is traveling by plane a test of extreme endurance to shitty conditions
April 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Why is traveling by plane a test of extreme endurance to shitty conditions