According to federal data, 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of those cities are Chicago.

8 of the top 10 states in homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states are Illinois.

And yet Trump is sending troops here.

Alright boys and girls (yes this is targeted at sis people), it’s an airport you and your bestie don’t have to take separate escalators and. Either move or get to one side.

So the King of Vatican City will be able to vote in America elections, that’s kind of cool.

Currently singing this to the tune of Pink Pony Club.

You know, weddings are very patriarchal. That may just be the fifth drink talking.

the dumbest part about Yglesias’ take is that we are 20 months from federal elections. now is the perfect time to try to persuade voters that Trump’s immigration policy is immoral and evil

Watching the USD go down and I’m prepping for an international trip is a little concerning.

I love when I can see my apartment on the Weather Channel.

This is my Christmas!

To anyone who has ever complained about my walking speed, you’ll be happy to know that it has been temporarily nerfed.

Nothing quite like the excitement of booking international flights.

Always fun stumbling on a song that follows the Cannon in D chord progression.

I guess I should get some apple juice and vodka this weekend.

I love how all three of my catch up with old friends dinners/lunches touched on how shit trains in America are compared Europe

Is it just me or is the grinch queer coded?

We went from Fall to Winter really fucking quick