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Mathilda Zeller
@mathildazeller.bsky.social
Writer of horror and fantasy.

Mother of 6.

Representation: Laura Cameron and Amanda Orozco, Transatlantic Literary Agency


"Gripping and poignant." -Kirkus Reviews
For your consideration, if you are in a nominating mood and liked these stories:

"Kushtuka"
Short fiction
Vintage Books 9/19

"The Haunted"
Short fiction
Irreantum 10/17
November 1, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Best reaction so far to my @irreantum story

From my (not-mormon) kindred:
October 19, 2023 at 3:45 PM
It's truly an honor to be a part of this issue of Irreantum!
Haunted bayou? Check. Moody teenagers? Check. [spoiler redacted]? Check.

So check out @mathildazeller.bsky.social's short story from GENRE: irreantum.associationmormonletters.org/_20_3_the-ha...
October 18, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Massage School update: I can now tell with very solid accuracy whether someone is right handed or left handed when they're laying facedown and unmoving

It's Sherlockian and I'm (literally lol) feeling it
October 16, 2023 at 9:29 PM
I've been collecting free vintage frames on Craigslist and FB marketplace for months to do a gallery wall of ancestor photos and WHOOPS one cute set of vintage frames turned out to be from 1939 Germany

I'm using them to frame my Jewish g-gma and my husband's Nazi fighting Gpa
October 6, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Reposted by Mathilda Zeller
We've arrived on Bluesky and we have good news:

www.patreon.com/posts/genre-...
Genre nearly here | Irreantum
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October 6, 2023 at 5:09 AM
The Internet has been feeding me bra advertisements both for exceptionally large and exceptionally small women

They do not seem certain which/ whether I am

This makes me feel powerful
October 5, 2023 at 11:18 AM
Reposted by Mathilda Zeller
Stay out of the pipes
August 13, 2023 at 11:59 PM
Reposted by Mathilda Zeller
The Revenge of Bridget Cleary (read as part of my SPFBO9 readalong) mashes together horror, historical fiction and fantasy to create a powerful story. A weird book that shows @mathildazeller.bsky.social's skill as an author. Here it is my review:
The Revenge of Bridget Cleary, by Mathilda Zeller
We review The Revenge of Bridget Cleary, a genre mashing novel, by Mathilda Zeller, one of the SPFBO9 entries.
jamreads.com
August 11, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Thank you for the review!
The Revenge of Bridget Cleary (read as part of my SPFBO9 readalong) mashes together horror, historical fiction and fantasy to create a powerful story. A weird book that shows @mathildazeller.bsky.social's skill as an author. Here it is my review:
The Revenge of Bridget Cleary, by Mathilda Zeller
We review The Revenge of Bridget Cleary, a genre mashing novel, by Mathilda Zeller, one of the SPFBO9 entries.
jamreads.com
August 11, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Massage instructor: ... Then the massage therapist squirted massage oil directly on the client's back

Class: *gasps in horror*

MI: YOUR CLIENT IS NOT A HOT DOG AND YOUR LUBRICANT IS NOT MUSTARD
August 2, 2023 at 1:04 PM
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Can we do this type of thing here? Hope so. It’s my unbox of Never Whistle at Night! Stories from @mathildazeller.bsky.social @waub.bsky.social @shanehawk.com and more

Intro by @sgj.bsky.social!
August 1, 2023 at 5:19 PM
When you're learning cupping and get a little too enthusiastic

It doesn't hurt, friends
July 31, 2023 at 7:57 PM
When people find out that you are supposed to give 3 hours of free massage a week to friends and family as part of your homework for the next year

You suddenly have a lot more friends and family
July 31, 2023 at 4:57 PM
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am now the proprietor of 20 pounds of chopped dates

Please tell me what one does with 20 pounds of chopped dates
July 30, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Me: my massage student liability insurance just kicked in

Husband: now you can REALLY lean in with those sharp elbows 😈
July 29, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Hey! I'm here now.

Tell me what you're

-eating
-drinking
-listening to

And

-reading

Today.

Also, tell me who to follow, I don't know who's here! Tag that friend, I want to know what they're consuming too
July 28, 2023 at 10:25 PM