just RSVP'd! i was so sad to miss last year's no quarter that there's no way i'm skipping this one!

ya mo good to drive?

if the british people lose faith in the ageless super spy of many faces who always gets to shag women named things like “ivana goonalot” then the magick giving buckingham palace its corporeal form will break

My favorite Pompeii graffito is “Theophilus, stop eating pussy against the city wall like a dog”

of the states i've lived in it seems like oregon's senators do the least to piss me off on the regular. of course good ol' chuck takes the top spot from anywhere, nobody's putting up garbage numbers like him