mat olson
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blogging at virtualvector.xyz • writer and creative technologist at large • hire me • ITP ‘24 • totally sincere hater • he/him •
meet the writer bold enough to save james bond
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
meet the writer bold enough to save james bond
if tom gets one so does demi
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
if tom gets one so does demi
at a normal election night party 🐎
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
at a normal election night party 🐎
time to get those streams up
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
time to get those streams up
tonight at the roxbury
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
tonight at the roxbury
will meghan mccain be there
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
will meghan mccain be there
okay fine. watching the cinematic masterpiece sorcerer (1977) today didn’t stress me out enough, so
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
okay fine. watching the cinematic masterpiece sorcerer (1977) today didn’t stress me out enough, so
my vote for favorite halloween decoration in ridgewood goes to this skeleton that’s extremely hyped up for a motorcycle
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
my vote for favorite halloween decoration in ridgewood goes to this skeleton that’s extremely hyped up for a motorcycle
i’m not mad. don’t make me write in my own thoughtfluencer blog that i got mad.
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
i’m not mad. don’t make me write in my own thoughtfluencer blog that i got mad.
I’m running to be the mayah of Lumière. Vote Clair Obsliwa and I promise to march in every parade for every expedition.
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’m running to be the mayah of Lumière. Vote Clair Obsliwa and I promise to march in every parade for every expedition.
if i was a contractor being forced to use shitty AI tools to rush out a remake of a remake and then the company that refuses to hire me full time and which also paid for a chunk of the illegal presidential ballroom just… looked the other way when that game franchise got used for racist propaganda?
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
if i was a contractor being forced to use shitty AI tools to rush out a remake of a remake and then the company that refuses to hire me full time and which also paid for a chunk of the illegal presidential ballroom just… looked the other way when that game franchise got used for racist propaganda?
which one are you living in? i’m #2 if i’m in a good headspace, #3 if things are going blade runnerish
October 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
which one are you living in? i’m #2 if i’m in a good headspace, #3 if things are going blade runnerish
becoming a guy who uploads NL clips on here in response to cogent points but instead of his related bits it's just this
October 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
becoming a guy who uploads NL clips on here in response to cogent points but instead of his related bits it's just this
wait a minute… @natazilla.bsky.social???
October 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
wait a minute… @natazilla.bsky.social???
you can't take dithering away from me. i won't let you.
October 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
you can't take dithering away from me. i won't let you.
kind of a challenging, very meta direction for the strip to take, but i’m happy to see this swanboy arc through to its conclusion
October 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
kind of a challenging, very meta direction for the strip to take, but i’m happy to see this swanboy arc through to its conclusion
maybe i’ll just search this every day to burn out google’s GPUs faster.
October 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
maybe i’ll just search this every day to burn out google’s GPUs faster.
I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.
not huge on posting pictures of myself on here but fans of this thread take note: wearing a tie that looks like the cover of aja last night netted me the most compliments on formal wear i’ve ever received
October 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
not huge on posting pictures of myself on here but fans of this thread take note: wearing a tie that looks like the cover of aja last night netted me the most compliments on formal wear i’ve ever received
my plan for tomorrow is sleep all day and then walk one block over from my place to a little repertory movie house that’s playing event horizon at 8pm. this is where i live btw
October 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
my plan for tomorrow is sleep all day and then walk one block over from my place to a little repertory movie house that’s playing event horizon at 8pm. this is where i live btw
i was going to make a joke about these two being in the running for best side one of an album released in 1985 but then i realized they also both came out in june, only 12 days apart... what the fuck...
October 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i was going to make a joke about these two being in the running for best side one of an album released in 1985 but then i realized they also both came out in june, only 12 days apart... what the fuck...
great time to remember the only good taylor swift stan
October 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
great time to remember the only good taylor swift stan
history rarely repeats itself... but it does often rhyme
October 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
history rarely repeats itself... but it does often rhyme
now viewing the one on the top. the theater is dead quiet, no bullshit advertisement preroll playing, already a 9/10 experience
October 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
now viewing the one on the top. the theater is dead quiet, no bullshit advertisement preroll playing, already a 9/10 experience