You'd be surprised how often the song Wild Wild West swirls around my brain, but every time it makes me think of this.

Finally a good use for "AI".

Not the face scan to estimate an age, but the ability for me to generate the face of a non-existent 60 year old so that when third-party services eventually get compromised they won't have a photo of me next to my email address.

Since my childhood dinosaur reference was Waddington's 1988 board game Dinosaurs (The Game of Prehistoric Fun!) my heart will always be with an ankylosaurus because it was the coolest looking little guy.

Certainly not whatever this sad-looking blue thing is.

"Hi, I'm not a creep, I just saw you sitting on the train minding your own business and thought you were the most beautiful creature I've ever seen."

I saw Matt and Kim perform at Heaven (the club) back in 2015. They whipped out a giant parachute that the crowd covered themselves in and it got whipped off at the drop. We lost our minds. I was 32 and stone cold sober.

In a photo it looks fucking gross though.

I'm fine, thank you.

As I replay Half Life 2 and try to make it through a cutscene I've seen thousands of times, I realised what it must look like.

Now show me what my number could have been if I was able to find an invite when I wanted one. 😢

Such a bold testimonial on her website. Effectively "let me preface this by saying I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about..."

Having done zero research I really hope John Lithgow isn't a painter. I hope he's never really painted since he was a kid and the portrait you pay for is absolute garbage. It would be so funny and worth so much more that way.

Been a while since I used Amazon but what the hell is with this UI update? I can no longer see the star rating at a glance but have to find one small number among others, and they're hiding the number and spread of reviews until hover? Awful.

I downloaded some random copy of Oppenheimer 📽️ and Christopher Nolan made some very weird choices this time around.

Just because the dog doesn't perceive the emotion it doesn't mean I don't. Why would I want to see this?!