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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦
@matchatrees.bsky.social
basic aah canadian twunk 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏔️ expect thirst posts, gamer moments, and political ranting // taken //
#yyc #canada #gay #hiker #tennis | can be #nsfw sometimes | posts autodelete
The only things I rename in PoGo are my 100IVs lol
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When someone at work IMs you "hi" then makes you wait ages before they follow up with what the FUCK they want/need from you. 😮‍💨
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 AM
so for my birthday i filled myself up with a ton of different types of meat. it was indecent 😵‍💫 but one must do KBBQ the correct way - the way of leaving the table smelling like campfire and meat sweats.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
rare birthday thirst trap, mayhaps? 🙂‍↕️
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Happy Mighty Nein day!
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
walked out of the bfs place after our first time finally having sex and the sky looked like a literal fever dream...pinks and purples and greens, swirling above me.
took a few moments to realize it was the northern lights and not just post-nut aftershocks. 😮‍💨🫠🥵🤭
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Tacky? Or cute?
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Alright bloomfs - I need a new work/laptop bag. Help me pick? What do you like best?
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
the brisk mountain air has got to be the best way to get clarity when you need it. 🏔️🧘‍♂️
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
hi.
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
hey 🇺🇸 oomfs in sci/heath/tech 👋 looks like Canada is about to roll out a massive new talent attraction plan for U.S. workers. if you’re tired of the general dumpster fire vibes, maybe start looking north. there's a clear path to PR & weather for cute layers but men hot enough to make you shed em. 🇨🇦😘
October 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Honestly, it’s not fair that the Canadians don’t even get the chance to burn down the White House again like they did in 1812, the orange man is already soing the job himself. 🇨🇦😅🔥
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
ok siri, let's find some gay idiots
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
until my lips turn green 🫦
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
gym’s empty, shirt’s off, villain arc fully activated. need a good villain name before i start monologuing, taking suggestions below. #mcm
October 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
today's weekend farmer's market haul: cold-pressed juice, caramel kettle popcorn, and moar cute socks.
😌
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I got my first Shiny 100IV! aaaaa. and it's a good one too.
October 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
We'll see if any of my oomfies are nosy little bitches. 😘🙂‍↕️
October 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
thought I'd make a cheeky meme format for my inaugural #humpday post. Tag your bf and lmk if he agrees. 😈
October 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Lmao fun fact I asked the besties what costume I should wear with one choice being that army dude and they in fact picked himbo scarecrow sooooo blame them 🙂‍↕️🤣
October 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
CNN really said “the 🍁 boycott is hurting poor widdle Americans” like they couldn’t use their 2 remaining braincells to follow the cause/effect chain ONE more link further to the orange fascist who started it?

American media will do anything but name the abuser. The cancer. Your rapist in office.
October 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
October 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
you and me? LMAO
October 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
A lot to be thankful for this year! First on the list is being surrounded by amazing friends and family, and meeting some new ones very recently! Second is the privilege to live in the most beautiful country on earth. 🇨🇦

Wishing everyone a happy and peaceful Thanksgiving. ☮️🍁
October 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
finally, some proper recognition for superior canadian wood 🍁😌 "canada's wood is just longer, harder, thicker, and uncut" - definitely learned a bunch from this video, no joke, so i'm sharing 🤓
October 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM