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matcha trees 🌱🇨🇦
@matchatrees.bsky.social
basic aah canadian twunk 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏔️ expect thirst posts, gamer moments, and political ranting // letterboxd @matchatrees
#yyc #canada #gay #hiker #tennis | can be #nsfw sometimes | posts autodelete
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er - a big wave to the new moots, i guess! 👋

i know most of you probably found me through a thirst post (sorry 😅), but just know those don’t happen often.

i'm mostly a dumbass lil' guy here to nerd out, complain, and enjoy the chaos. anyway enjoy this sunset view from yesterday's after-work run!
walked out of the bfs place after our first time finally having sex and the sky looked like a literal fever dream...pinks and purples and greens, swirling above me.
took a few moments to realize it was the northern lights and not just post-nut aftershocks. 😮‍💨🫠🥵🤭
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 AM
honestly blows my mind that Faouzia isn’t a bigger name in music 😮‍💨. the pipes, the control, the emotion, she's got it. seems like half the charts are girlies with half the talent and all marketing.

👏lets 👏start 👏celebrating 👏talent 👏again. #MusicMonday

youtu.be/y_XA-JZK3so?...
【纯享】凡希亚 《Porcelain》古典浪漫风格展现破碎与坚定 | 亚洲新声 Sing!Asia | iQIYI潮综艺
YouTube video by iQIYI 潮综艺 - Get the iQIYI APP
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November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Finally decided to create a Letterboxd - bloomfies, lmk if you have one so I can follow you 🥰
letterboxd.com/matchatrees
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Alright bloomfs - I need a new work/laptop bag. Help me pick? What do you like best?
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
the best part about being in a gay relationship is now sending my fave FCF posts to the boyfriend so we can thirst or compare our tastes 🙂‍↕️😂🥰
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
have a rental for this work trip and i forgot how miserable gas cars are. the laggy acceleration, the weird torque, the constant noise, I HATE IT SM. could never go back to a gas car tbh.
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
even up here in 🍁, the orange r*pist's rantings hijack every news cycle. so instead, hearing someone calm, informed, and actually qualified talk about trade and global economies feels like an incredible breath of fresh air.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6vs...
PM Mark Carney speaks at APEC CEO Summit in Gyeongju, South Korea – October 31, 2025
YouTube video by cpac
www.youtube.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
the worst part about the Dodgers winning is that the orange r*pist is going to be insufferable about it.
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
straight women at parties seem to believe that they can be overly touchy and lewd if it's with gay guy.

noooooo thank you, you'd freak out if a man was being this gross to you... doesn't matter if I'm gay, it's not funny or cute. 😒😑🙄
a woman with a patch on her eye is sitting at a table with two cups of coffee
Alt: a woman with a patch on her eye is sitting at a table with two cups of coffee
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Ask The Community #10! Where you answer a (often depraved) question I’ve been sent in an AMA before so that I (we) can get to know you better 🤗😏
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Most loads taken?
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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matcha_trees🌱 patch notes v3.0: relationship update

🩷 status: in a relationship (cute local boy unlocked)
💬 spicy DMs: currently disabled, please don’t take it personally
🍑 thirst posts: limited until boundary settings are finalized
💖 emotional stability: +20
😌 happiness levels: significantly up
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Honestly, any Schitts Creek gif for me, but this one just applies all the time
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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It’s Monday, you know know what that means:

I’m here to remind you to stop platforming Harry Potter gays, because it’s almost December and JKR has been a mask-off transphobe for almost 6 years now!
October 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I will work on being more active here ❤️but I did start a dedicated Instagram account if you would like to follow me there as well

www.instagram.com/p/DQTai-ckRg...
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October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A max total of like 15 people hold all the power & money in the world and they are all, unequivocally & unapologetically DSM-5 psychopaths. And the rest of the population have so little power that we just have to live with it like we have a collective Stockholm Syndrome. Weltschmerz is real, man 😵‍💫😮‍💨
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Long drives alone are nice bc I get to over analyze every area of my life where I feel unfulfilled and get sad
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
the brisk mountain air has got to be the best way to get clarity when you need it. 🏔️🧘‍♂️
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the housemates won't stop talking about baseball and honestly I've learned more about it than I ever have in the past hour.
October 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTVg...
cancelling my plans bc this game has been impressive and I just want to play. incredible animation, voice acting, story line so far. 😍
Dispatch | Official Launch Trailer
YouTube video by AdHoc Studio
www.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the bangkok bowl from chopped leaf slaps so hard. they have to be putting crack in this, it's so good. 😍
October 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
ok but seriously, does anyone else get like weird non-sexual boners when doing leg day? Idk if it's just the motion or something subconscious but it's the worst and I need to remember not to wear grey sweats during leg day 😂😅
October 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
hi.
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Everyone in the US should be talking to their friends and loved ones about contingency plans - what if they start doing to LGBT people what they've already done (and continue to do) to immigrants? It's not hypothetical - read Project 2025. Don't act surprised when it happens. Be prepared.
October 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
living the dream 😌
yelling “fuck him harder” at the mediocre top fucking my husband upstairs is gay love
October 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM