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mattie
@matcarv.bsky.social
· Nov 24
wake up, check bluesky, giggle cause my friends are funny, go back to sleep
WHAT THE FUCK
Nicki Minaj: “For young men, don’t be Newscum (Gavin Newsom) .. Dear young men, you have amazing role models like our handsome, dashing president...”
December 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
one more class till i’m done with grad school 🙏🏼
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
one more class till i’m done with grad school 🙏🏼
when brenden didn’t want to drive the u-haul during our move and so i drove it the whole day
December 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
when brenden didn’t want to drive the u-haul during our move and so i drove it the whole day
watching vampire diaries with my boyfriend 🥰🥳😃👌🏼
he won’t stop saying “this is ridiculous” 😔🙄🥴🙃
he won’t stop saying “this is ridiculous” 😔🙄🥴🙃
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
watching vampire diaries with my boyfriend 🥰🥳😃👌🏼
he won’t stop saying “this is ridiculous” 😔🙄🥴🙃
he won’t stop saying “this is ridiculous” 😔🙄🥴🙃
they’re talking about your vibe ….
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
they’re talking about your vibe ….
i cannot beat these allegations 😔
Mattie’s been watching so many K-dramas she’s started bowing when she apologizes
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i cannot beat these allegations 😔
doug looked through my bluesky posts & said “all you talk about is tummy aches, your period, and headaches”………..
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
doug looked through my bluesky posts & said “all you talk about is tummy aches, your period, and headaches”………..
fuck it. Mickey 17 at the bar
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
fuck it. Mickey 17 at the bar
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Mattie when she looks at Will’s lunch
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Mattie when she looks at Will’s lunch
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can i pay some $10 to move and set up my new apt? serious inquiries only
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
can i pay some $10 to move and set up my new apt? serious inquiries only
i have viral tonsillitis 😭😭😭😭 someone kill me
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i have viral tonsillitis 😭😭😭😭 someone kill me
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Hey @matcarv.bsky.social is this guy bothering you? Need us to bully him off of here?
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hey @matcarv.bsky.social is this guy bothering you? Need us to bully him off of here?
got delivered a headache from hell today. everyone start planning what you’ll say at my funeral (it’s an open mic)
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
got delivered a headache from hell today. everyone start planning what you’ll say at my funeral (it’s an open mic)
wow. i hope you guys got mildred’s for everyone.
October 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
wow. i hope you guys got mildred’s for everyone.
“you have the hands of a medieval prince and that is not a compliment”
October 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“you have the hands of a medieval prince and that is not a compliment”
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dnd group finally got together after months of scheduling conflicts
October 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
dnd group finally got together after months of scheduling conflicts
man i really hope ethan’s day got better
October 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
man i really hope ethan’s day got better
i’m in my luteal phase and someone asked me to repeat myself twice
October 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i’m in my luteal phase and someone asked me to repeat myself twice
2.5k bill and a court summons in one week… and it’s only wednesday …
October 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
2.5k bill and a court summons in one week… and it’s only wednesday …
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Nick Bujnak vs Mattie & Charles:
👀 Benched RB outscored both starters combined
😫 WR1 read another book on the sideline
🥶 Lost by 30 when the other team’s TE forgot he was playing football this week
BRO TURNED OFF THE STOVE 🔥🔥 HE AINT COOKIN 🗣️‼️💯
👀 Benched RB outscored both starters combined
😫 WR1 read another book on the sideline
🥶 Lost by 30 when the other team’s TE forgot he was playing football this week
BRO TURNED OFF THE STOVE 🔥🔥 HE AINT COOKIN 🗣️‼️💯
October 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Nick Bujnak vs Mattie & Charles:
👀 Benched RB outscored both starters combined
😫 WR1 read another book on the sideline
🥶 Lost by 30 when the other team’s TE forgot he was playing football this week
BRO TURNED OFF THE STOVE 🔥🔥 HE AINT COOKIN 🗣️‼️💯
👀 Benched RB outscored both starters combined
😫 WR1 read another book on the sideline
🥶 Lost by 30 when the other team’s TE forgot he was playing football this week
BRO TURNED OFF THE STOVE 🔥🔥 HE AINT COOKIN 🗣️‼️💯
if i could be anyone right now it would 100% be dua lipa
October 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
if i could be anyone right now it would 100% be dua lipa
shitting on my childhood toilet gives me the same feeling that i imagine an ex high school football star gets when visiting the field after graduating
October 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
shitting on my childhood toilet gives me the same feeling that i imagine an ex high school football star gets when visiting the field after graduating