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mattie
@matcarv.bsky.social
kill me or leave me alone
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wake up, check bluesky, giggle cause my friends are funny, go back to sleep
the “you are welcome” really took me out
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
WHAT THE FUCK
Nicki Minaj: “For young men, don’t be Newscum (Gavin Newsom) .. Dear young men, you have amazing role models like our handsome, dashing president...”
December 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
one more class till i’m done with grad school 🙏🏼
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
when brenden didn’t want to drive the u-haul during our move and so i drove it the whole day
December 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
watching vampire diaries with my boyfriend 🥰🥳😃👌🏼

he won’t stop saying “this is ridiculous” 😔🙄🥴🙃
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Even worse, he entered the portal last week. Our backpack is solid so hopefully he’ll be ready. But we also play Ohio State, Oregon, and Indiana. Finger crossed for 4-8
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Love the optimism but there’s no way we’re hitting 9-3 next year
December 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
they’re talking about your vibe ….
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
thank god!
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i cannot beat these allegations 😔
Mattie’s been watching so many K-dramas she’s started bowing when she apologizes
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
doug looked through my bluesky posts & said “all you talk about is tummy aches, your period, and headaches”………..
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
fuck it. Mickey 17 at the bar
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
all moved in
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Mattie when she looks at Will’s lunch
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hey, Will!

I am just curious if there was any sauce available? I think your sandwich would have benefited greatly with that addition. As a now, I find it unappetizing, and every time I see the picture, my stomach churns!

Thanks!!
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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It’s goonin time!!
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
started my period !!! 🥳🥳
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
can i pay some $10 to move and set up my new apt? serious inquiries only
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i have viral tonsillitis 😭😭😭😭 someone kill me
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
yes!!! @mindg0blin69.bsky.social has been harassing me for years!!!
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Hey @matcarv.bsky.social is this guy bothering you? Need us to bully him off of here?
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
this is painful
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
got delivered a headache from hell today. everyone start planning what you’ll say at my funeral (it’s an open mic)
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
wow. i hope you guys got mildred’s for everyone.
October 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“you have the hands of a medieval prince and that is not a compliment”
October 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM