Sam
@mastrap84.bsky.social
Brain full of bees. Stand-up, jokes, mental health, kids, marriage. Saying dumb things so you don’t realize I have a Masters degree. #Seahawks.
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Sam
@mastrap84.bsky.social
· Jan 23
My pregnant wife demanded homemade Pad Thai the other night, so I was cooking when she came home and of course - as I do - I was teasing her. From there, she decided we needed to make a hostage video
This is the result
This is the result
Y’all we gotta figure out the O line. I feel so good about this team but there are still issues. I’m not trying to be a baby. It’s just … what is happening? The D locked in after their bad game.
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Y’all we gotta figure out the O line. I feel so good about this team but there are still issues. I’m not trying to be a baby. It’s just … what is happening? The D locked in after their bad game.
Mike Jackson enlisted in 1944 as part of a Top Secret experiment to make super soldiers, crashing a nuclear-powered jet into the pacific only to be revived behind enemy lines, ensuring the Rams eat shit.
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Mike Jackson enlisted in 1944 as part of a Top Secret experiment to make super soldiers, crashing a nuclear-powered jet into the pacific only to be revived behind enemy lines, ensuring the Rams eat shit.
I love how much they’re not only honoring Madden, but also the turducken.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I love how much they’re not only honoring Madden, but also the turducken.
I’m glad we won but this was not good. This isn’t playoff caliber stuff. I saw the team not the side dejected. So I believe they’ll work to clean it up. But just … rough. Our defense is kicking themselves and I feel bad for them. I see their looks. They know.
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’m glad we won but this was not good. This isn’t playoff caliber stuff. I saw the team not the side dejected. So I believe they’ll work to clean it up. But just … rough. Our defense is kicking themselves and I feel bad for them. I see their looks. They know.
Our defense looks dejected and we’re winning. Am I the only one seeing this on the sideline?
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Our defense looks dejected and we’re winning. Am I the only one seeing this on the sideline?
Seahawks really gotta figure out these penalties. Especially the line.
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Seahawks really gotta figure out these penalties. Especially the line.
What is Darnold seeing out there these last two games? I don’t get it.
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What is Darnold seeing out there these last two games? I don’t get it.
I need someone to take all the cuts of this ref for the Seahawks/Titans game where he’s laughing at the Titans during penalties and make a video. This is amazing. He can’t even hold it in. He just tried to and his voice cracked! 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I need someone to take all the cuts of this ref for the Seahawks/Titans game where he’s laughing at the Titans during penalties and make a video. This is amazing. He can’t even hold it in. He just tried to and his voice cracked! 🤣
Why didn’t they keep Kirby in!? He was doing great.
October 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Why didn’t they keep Kirby in!? He was doing great.
So the White House and two other administrative agencies have joined this place and they're being their usual childish, douchey selves. Just a reminder you can go to @skysentry.bsky.social's feed, go up to lists and subscribe to the two listed. Then hit block accounts. MAGAts will go away.
October 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
So the White House and two other administrative agencies have joined this place and they're being their usual childish, douchey selves. Just a reminder you can go to @skysentry.bsky.social's feed, go up to lists and subscribe to the two listed. Then hit block accounts. MAGAts will go away.
Even when a Mariners player is obviously out at base I still yell “He was fuckin’ safe! Let me see the replay!”
October 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Even when a Mariners player is obviously out at base I still yell “He was fuckin’ safe! Let me see the replay!”
What’s the thing Bieber is wearing on his right hip?
October 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
What’s the thing Bieber is wearing on his right hip?
I am not enjoying this even more than before.
October 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I am not enjoying this even more than before.
I am not enjoying this
October 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I am not enjoying this
Schler just said Jacksonville takes over after their touchdown and non-2pt conversion. What? These guys are so bad.
October 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Schler just said Jacksonville takes over after their touchdown and non-2pt conversion. What? These guys are so bad.
Remember all the memes about how the Ravens D was lost without Mike McDonald? Well, turns out the Seahawks are lost WITH him. Everything is fine.
And our offense is just absolutely slagged. Give Darnold some room to breathe dang it.
And our offense is just absolutely slagged. Give Darnold some room to breathe dang it.
October 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Remember all the memes about how the Ravens D was lost without Mike McDonald? Well, turns out the Seahawks are lost WITH him. Everything is fine.
And our offense is just absolutely slagged. Give Darnold some room to breathe dang it.
And our offense is just absolutely slagged. Give Darnold some room to breathe dang it.
Skeeball throws almost the same pattern every at bat. What is happening with the coach giving signs!?
October 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Skeeball throws almost the same pattern every at bat. What is happening with the coach giving signs!?
The ump just keeps yelling “NO!” an honestly that’s the best.
October 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The ump just keeps yelling “NO!” an honestly that’s the best.
The irony of the rain delay not occurring in Seattle.
October 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The irony of the rain delay not occurring in Seattle.
I thought we had a defense. What’s going on?
October 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I thought we had a defense. What’s going on?
I loved everything about the Seahawks game except … Riq. Teams are going to exploit. This is early & now there’s tons of tape showing when he freaks out and starts grabbing. We don’t need those penalties when the rest of the D is so friggin’ solid. This year feels very good. Legion of … the Future.
September 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I loved everything about the Seahawks game except … Riq. Teams are going to exploit. This is early & now there’s tons of tape showing when he freaks out and starts grabbing. We don’t need those penalties when the rest of the D is so friggin’ solid. This year feels very good. Legion of … the Future.
Damn it Marvin Harrison Jr. sobered up
September 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Damn it Marvin Harrison Jr. sobered up
Did Al Michaels just say taunting used to be five yards and not it’s a felony?
This is why he is a Hall of Fame announcer.
This is why he is a Hall of Fame announcer.
September 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Did Al Michaels just say taunting used to be five yards and not it’s a felony?
This is why he is a Hall of Fame announcer.
This is why he is a Hall of Fame announcer.
Herbstreit doesn’t know how to analogy, it’s amazing. What did baseball have to do with anything he said after about two good defenses!? I just … what?
September 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Herbstreit doesn’t know how to analogy, it’s amazing. What did baseball have to do with anything he said after about two good defenses!? I just … what?