Master Payne
@masterpayne.bsky.social
Magician, A Purveyor of Japes, Cheap Tricks and Minor Amazements
Recounter, Humanitarian and Flea Circus Owner.
Cover Magician of the April 2020 Genii Magazine and Author of the nearly highly acclaimed guide to magic "Sometimes the Jokes are Just for Me"
Recounter, Humanitarian and Flea Circus Owner.
Cover Magician of the April 2020 Genii Magazine and Author of the nearly highly acclaimed guide to magic "Sometimes the Jokes are Just for Me"
Posted this on Facebook nine years ago today.
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Posted this on Facebook nine years ago today.
Victim of yet another DOGE cut
March 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Victim of yet another DOGE cut
Encountered a group of concerned citizens in front of the drug store today. One of whom was a child in Germany when Hitler rose to power. So she's already gone through this once and doesn't wish to again
It says to forward it on so others can write their representatives.
So, I'm doing just that
It says to forward it on so others can write their representatives.
So, I'm doing just that
March 4, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Encountered a group of concerned citizens in front of the drug store today. One of whom was a child in Germany when Hitler rose to power. So she's already gone through this once and doesn't wish to again
It says to forward it on so others can write their representatives.
So, I'm doing just that
It says to forward it on so others can write their representatives.
So, I'm doing just that
Back, a long, long time ago, when I used to do art, or at least draw pictures
December 18, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Back, a long, long time ago, when I used to do art, or at least draw pictures
My all time favorite Santa setup. From 2020
December 18, 2024 at 6:02 AM
My all time favorite Santa setup. From 2020
Finally got the Holiday Decorations up on the house today
December 18, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Finally got the Holiday Decorations up on the house today
And so it starts. My Santa season begins today
December 1, 2024 at 6:44 AM
And so it starts. My Santa season begins today
The Ugly American is back
He cannot Govern, only Dictate
He cannot Govern, only Dictate
November 27, 2024 at 5:40 AM
The Ugly American is back
He cannot Govern, only Dictate
He cannot Govern, only Dictate
So if "The Great Negotiator" can't even get one of his Cabinet Positions filled how is he going to negotiate peace settlements in the Ukraine and Israel?
November 22, 2024 at 5:51 AM
So if "The Great Negotiator" can't even get one of his Cabinet Positions filled how is he going to negotiate peace settlements in the Ukraine and Israel?
I guess we are gong back
November 15, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I guess we are gong back