Master Payne
@masterpayne.bsky.social
Magician, A Purveyor of Japes, Cheap Tricks and Minor Amazements
Recounter, Humanitarian and Flea Circus Owner.
Cover Magician of the April 2020 Genii Magazine and Author of the nearly highly acclaimed guide to magic "Sometimes the Jokes are Just for Me"
Recounter, Humanitarian and Flea Circus Owner.
Cover Magician of the April 2020 Genii Magazine and Author of the nearly highly acclaimed guide to magic "Sometimes the Jokes are Just for Me"
Posted this on Facebook nine years ago today.
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Posted this on Facebook nine years ago today.
Isn't this the plot of Frankenstein?
The creator upset about how his creation came out --- especially when it started to think for itself.
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The creator upset about how his creation came out --- especially when it started to think for itself.
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"You Are Being Updated This Week" Elon Musk Furious After His "Grok" AI Cites Reliable Sources That Disagree With His Misinformation
Elon Musk is threatening once again to lobotomize his "Grok" AI for citing accurate sources and telling the truth about his stupid internet cronies. Earlier in the month, Grok made waves among right-w...
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June 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Isn't this the plot of Frankenstein?
The creator upset about how his creation came out --- especially when it started to think for itself.
www.yahoo.com/news/being-u...
The creator upset about how his creation came out --- especially when it started to think for itself.
www.yahoo.com/news/being-u...
A snippet of my performance this last weekend at Seattle's Moisture Festival
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Dots Amazing by Master Payne
YouTube video by Master Payne
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April 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
A snippet of my performance this last weekend at Seattle's Moisture Festival
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB_G...
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🚨BREAKING: Trump DECLARES All Biden PARDONS VOID by Post
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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March 17, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Victim of yet another DOGE cut
March 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Victim of yet another DOGE cut
Reposted by Master Payne
Defending Democracy Bingo: 2025 | League of Women Voters www.lwv.org/defenddemocr...
Defending Democracy Bingo: 2025 | League of Women Voters
Mark off all the ways you've acted to defend democracy with our Presidential Address bingo!
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March 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Encountered a group of concerned citizens in front of the drug store today. One of whom was a child in Germany when Hitler rose to power. So she's already gone through this once and doesn't wish to again
It says to forward it on so others can write their representatives.
So, I'm doing just that
It says to forward it on so others can write their representatives.
So, I'm doing just that
March 4, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Encountered a group of concerned citizens in front of the drug store today. One of whom was a child in Germany when Hitler rose to power. So she's already gone through this once and doesn't wish to again
It says to forward it on so others can write their representatives.
So, I'm doing just that
It says to forward it on so others can write their representatives.
So, I'm doing just that
For those who are interested or in need of some "light" reading, Jack Smiths first report is out
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Report-of-Special-Counsel-Smith-Volume-1-January-2025
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January 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
For those who are interested or in need of some "light" reading, Jack Smiths first report is out
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
I want to know what Vance and his Project 2025 buddies are up to while the Orange Stain tries to distracts us with his Greenland, Panama and Canada Statehood nonsense
January 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I want to know what Vance and his Project 2025 buddies are up to while the Orange Stain tries to distracts us with his Greenland, Panama and Canada Statehood nonsense
Apparently Mike Johnson's story of Jeffersons Prayer for Peace that he told in his opening remarks to Congress is a total fabrication.
Or, what most people would call a lie.
Looks like this session is off to a good start
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Or, what most people would call a lie.
Looks like this session is off to a good start
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National Prayer for Peace (Spurious Quotations)
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January 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Apparently Mike Johnson's story of Jeffersons Prayer for Peace that he told in his opening remarks to Congress is a total fabrication.
Or, what most people would call a lie.
Looks like this session is off to a good start
www.monticello.org/research-edu...
Or, what most people would call a lie.
Looks like this session is off to a good start
www.monticello.org/research-edu...
Back, a long, long time ago, when I used to do art, or at least draw pictures
December 18, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Back, a long, long time ago, when I used to do art, or at least draw pictures
My all time favorite Santa setup. From 2020
December 18, 2024 at 6:02 AM
My all time favorite Santa setup. From 2020
Finally got the Holiday Decorations up on the house today
December 18, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Finally got the Holiday Decorations up on the house today
And so it starts. My Santa season begins today
December 1, 2024 at 6:44 AM
And so it starts. My Santa season begins today
The Little Man Who Cried Tarif
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Dispute emerges between Trump and Mexico’s president after call | CNN Politics
After a phone call to Mexico’s President Claudia Sheinbaum, President-elect Donald Trump claimed on Truth Social that Sheinbaum agreed to stop migration into the US and close the southern border. Shei...
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November 28, 2024 at 6:53 PM
The Little Man Who Cried Tarif
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