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Mason Pelt
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Writing a book about Joseph Stalin's management philosophy: how it manifests in tyrants great and small, and how the rest of us can deal with the BS. Website https://masonpelt.com/
Telling the media, I was hit by a Tesla Robo Taxi.
June 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
At least one person in this photo will be voting no on Cuomo.
June 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Folks, I write like an AI.
May 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So Twitter is still being Twitter, and Ted Nugent is still being Ted Nugent.

Also the autopsy report STILL concluded that the primary cause of death was the cardiopulmonary arrest resulting from the action of law enforcement.
May 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Tossing back to when In Texas, Ted Cruz put out sooooo many attacks saying that Colin Allred was campaigning on putting men in women's sports that the Allred campaign ran this ad.

Prior to this and other ads I don't recall Colin Allred ever mentioning any sort of trans issue.
May 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Are they?

Are people picking up a $11,499.99 bottle of cognac and a mid beer?
May 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Before you get mad, you can ask ChatGPT what I'm saying. bsky.app/profile/maso...
May 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Google's AI, Gemini thinks RFK Jr. is unbelievable as HHS secretary.
May 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
How do I reach these centrist voters?
May 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
What I'm about to say will be the biggest most beautiful set of words you have ever seen and will define a generation who will spend the remainder of their lifetimes talking about my big, beautiful word set, that I will say later on when I'm ready to speak the big beautiful words.
May 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Since Robert Prevost is Peruvian (although he was born in the US) that means the real American Pope is still, Donald Trump, the Sith Lord of Alcatraz.

masonpelt.substack.com/p/the-darth-...
May 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
May 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Me and my friends.
May 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I asked Gemini to fact check me.

AI read what I wrote and said, no that real shit is too nuts to be real.
May 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If you died today, your employer would replace your role and move on.
May 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The often loathsome “idea guy” will always believe that having the big, transformative idea is where the real value lies. To an idea guy, the smaller ideas and labor needed to bring that big idea to life are simplistic compared to the grand vision.

masonpelt.substack.com/p/the-idea-g...
April 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My fitness goal is just to stop having boob sweat at Buc-ees
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
They, the chaos goblins gravitate often to jobs and industries where disorder is tolerated allowing them to spread their wings.

The HBO show Silicon Valley portrayed the inner workings of startups far more accurately than most people will ever understand.

masonpelt.substack.com/p/the-work-o...
April 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Delay, deny, defend, the mantra of the modern monster.

masonpelt.substack.com/p/the-dead-d...
March 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Musk/Trump presser.
February 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"I'm old fashion, how about we don't have a contract?"
February 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This is one of the single dumbest takes I've ever heard.

"If you break up Google startups will have to learn and manage more than one ad platform to compete with large companies."
December 24, 2024 at 7:47 PM
It's 2021 and later 2023, and you presumably a mathematician need to cite a paper about boundary functions written by Theodore John Kaczynski.
December 16, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Kenya is now 61!
December 12, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I had to disclose this to my landlord once when I couldn't pay rent, and she asked if I could pay in other ways.
December 11, 2024 at 5:13 PM