Mason Pelt
@masonpelt.com
Writing a book about Joseph Stalin's management philosophy: how it manifests in tyrants great and small, and how the rest of us can deal with the BS. Website https://masonpelt.com/
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Mason Pelt
@masonpelt.com
· Nov 22
You put a kid in boxing classes so they aren't bullied.
I put a kid in boxing classes so he can fight a 58-year-old Jake Paul.
We are not the same.
I put a kid in boxing classes so he can fight a 58-year-old Jake Paul.
We are not the same.
Kids today don't even know about David Blaine in a bubble in Times square.
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Kids today don't even know about David Blaine in a bubble in Times square.
I'm a better person than Taylor Swift. She disguises her covert narcissism as altruism. I pretend my altruism is narcissism so that I don't even get credit for the good I do. Game set match
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm a better person than Taylor Swift. She disguises her covert narcissism as altruism. I pretend my altruism is narcissism so that I don't even get credit for the good I do. Game set match
I'm not sure how much of my perception that everyone is sick all the time is my age and how much is that COVID-19 never left, and we have had 5 stressful years with worse than normal RSV, Rhinovirus, and Influenza.
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I'm not sure how much of my perception that everyone is sick all the time is my age and how much is that COVID-19 never left, and we have had 5 stressful years with worse than normal RSV, Rhinovirus, and Influenza.
That hole is more shallow than it appears due to AI. *Nods* a fake deep, got it.
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM
That hole is more shallow than it appears due to AI. *Nods* a fake deep, got it.
At one time the siren song of industry beckoned me, however now I hear only the sound of the woods calling my name.
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
At one time the siren song of industry beckoned me, however now I hear only the sound of the woods calling my name.
I created an AI that just says "give me root access." It's not an AI it's actually just a chat reply that says "give me root access" no matter what you say. I would like to raise an enormous amount of money, and my AI would like root access.
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I created an AI that just says "give me root access." It's not an AI it's actually just a chat reply that says "give me root access" no matter what you say. I would like to raise an enormous amount of money, and my AI would like root access.
Yeah, but other than creating the Linux kernel what the hell has that guy even done?
The consumer tech enthusiast interpretation of Linus Torvalds is something.
The consumer tech enthusiast interpretation of Linus Torvalds is something.
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Yeah, but other than creating the Linux kernel what the hell has that guy even done?
The consumer tech enthusiast interpretation of Linus Torvalds is something.
The consumer tech enthusiast interpretation of Linus Torvalds is something.
It's weird to talk about anything that isn't global events.
I meet someone new and my questions are:
Do you know what athortatianism looks like?
Are you aware war crimes are defined?
Will you download Signal? Want to switch over to Briar?
I meet someone new and my questions are:
Do you know what athortatianism looks like?
Are you aware war crimes are defined?
Will you download Signal? Want to switch over to Briar?
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's weird to talk about anything that isn't global events.
I meet someone new and my questions are:
Do you know what athortatianism looks like?
Are you aware war crimes are defined?
Will you download Signal? Want to switch over to Briar?
I meet someone new and my questions are:
Do you know what athortatianism looks like?
Are you aware war crimes are defined?
Will you download Signal? Want to switch over to Briar?
I like to give Mark Zuckerberg most of my data, I literally mailed him a thumb drive this weekend It's just pictures I've taken of the voids in my walls.
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I like to give Mark Zuckerberg most of my data, I literally mailed him a thumb drive this weekend It's just pictures I've taken of the voids in my walls.
No matter what you think the bare minimum is, someone is willing to do less.
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
No matter what you think the bare minimum is, someone is willing to do less.
It's 2025, everyone is engaged in one direct conflict, two proxy wars, and domestic supply chain issues you know nothing about.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It's 2025, everyone is engaged in one direct conflict, two proxy wars, and domestic supply chain issues you know nothing about.
TikTok has left recording artist Halsey in "people you may know" right next to two of my ex's for like a month.
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
TikTok has left recording artist Halsey in "people you may know" right next to two of my ex's for like a month.
Thinking about the dancing cactus Walmart dot com was selling that played a polish song about floating away on several grams of c*caine, and did not even properly licence the music.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Thinking about the dancing cactus Walmart dot com was selling that played a polish song about floating away on several grams of c*caine, and did not even properly licence the music.
The trans Marijuana plants are using gay guns to protect a greenhouse filled with Coca plans they grow to make soda for their off grid community homestead formed based on the writings of Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, and boy will this piss off Megyn Kelly.
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The trans Marijuana plants are using gay guns to protect a greenhouse filled with Coca plans they grow to make soda for their off grid community homestead formed based on the writings of Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, and boy will this piss off Megyn Kelly.
The war crimes tribunal will someday love Pete Hegseth's posts on X.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The war crimes tribunal will someday love Pete Hegseth's posts on X.
A war crime is a war crime even if others do other war crimes that seem worse.
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
A war crime is a war crime even if others do other war crimes that seem worse.
What is the deal with the macho grifters trying to make finding women attractive or having relationships with women, "gay?"
Fellas, is it gay to have a wife? Andr*w T*te thinks it's gay to have a wife.
Fellas, is it gay to have a wife? Andr*w T*te thinks it's gay to have a wife.
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What is the deal with the macho grifters trying to make finding women attractive or having relationships with women, "gay?"
Fellas, is it gay to have a wife? Andr*w T*te thinks it's gay to have a wife.
Fellas, is it gay to have a wife? Andr*w T*te thinks it's gay to have a wife.
When Trump canceled both the GDP and jobs report it was probably because the economy is very good, but he is humble. 🙄
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When Trump canceled both the GDP and jobs report it was probably because the economy is very good, but he is humble. 🙄
How to respond when someone says your AI girlfriend doesn't love you.
The wrong way: SHUT UP!
The proper way: Oh so the AI girlfriend doesn't love me?
Well Brad, I have some bad news about the emotionally stunted, 36 year old collection of cluster a and b personality disorders you are dating!
The wrong way: SHUT UP!
The proper way: Oh so the AI girlfriend doesn't love me?
Well Brad, I have some bad news about the emotionally stunted, 36 year old collection of cluster a and b personality disorders you are dating!
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
How to respond when someone says your AI girlfriend doesn't love you.
The wrong way: SHUT UP!
The proper way: Oh so the AI girlfriend doesn't love me?
Well Brad, I have some bad news about the emotionally stunted, 36 year old collection of cluster a and b personality disorders you are dating!
The wrong way: SHUT UP!
The proper way: Oh so the AI girlfriend doesn't love me?
Well Brad, I have some bad news about the emotionally stunted, 36 year old collection of cluster a and b personality disorders you are dating!
My 4 year old came downstairs yesterday, dressed in a turkey suit, and screaming, "Joekanda forever." I had to explain to our guests that we have lied to the kid by playing news form four years ago, so they think Joe Biden is in the first year of his first term.
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My 4 year old came downstairs yesterday, dressed in a turkey suit, and screaming, "Joekanda forever." I had to explain to our guests that we have lied to the kid by playing news form four years ago, so they think Joe Biden is in the first year of his first term.
The amount of effort people will take to avoid doing things is incredible.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The amount of effort people will take to avoid doing things is incredible.
Ever since I got my new job at the NSA really sexy women with accents have been trying to seduce me.
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ever since I got my new job at the NSA really sexy women with accents have been trying to seduce me.
Kids today will never understand the mayhem and violence of the pre online shopping Black Friday.
Read it again in a Warner Herzog voice.
Read it again in a Warner Herzog voice.
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Kids today will never understand the mayhem and violence of the pre online shopping Black Friday.
Read it again in a Warner Herzog voice.
Read it again in a Warner Herzog voice.
If you are a reporter who is basically just copying and pasting DOJ/DHS press releases into the CMS right now and YOLO publish clicking.
I am begging you to please contact one attorney for a comment as to whether or not what the DOJ or DHS have said is remotely within the bounds of normalcy. 1/2
I am begging you to please contact one attorney for a comment as to whether or not what the DOJ or DHS have said is remotely within the bounds of normalcy. 1/2
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If you are a reporter who is basically just copying and pasting DOJ/DHS press releases into the CMS right now and YOLO publish clicking.
I am begging you to please contact one attorney for a comment as to whether or not what the DOJ or DHS have said is remotely within the bounds of normalcy. 1/2
I am begging you to please contact one attorney for a comment as to whether or not what the DOJ or DHS have said is remotely within the bounds of normalcy. 1/2