Mason
@masoneight.bsky.social
I’m here to have something to look at while waiting in line at the wholesaler. Self employed, pipe trades. Paddle board. Hockey coach for 1 of 2 offspring.
Want to feel old with me?
Katy Perry’s wholesome little ditty
🎶California Gurls is older than my youngest child.
Katy Perry’s wholesome little ditty
🎶California Gurls is older than my youngest child.
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Want to feel old with me?
Katy Perry’s wholesome little ditty
🎶California Gurls is older than my youngest child.
Katy Perry’s wholesome little ditty
🎶California Gurls is older than my youngest child.
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We made a comic about a plumber.
October 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
We made a comic about a plumber.
Do you think if they act fast they can turn Yankee Stadium into a
Spirit of Halloween
store for the rest of the month and maybe make some money that way?
Spirit of Halloween
store for the rest of the month and maybe make some money that way?
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Do you think if they act fast they can turn Yankee Stadium into a
Spirit of Halloween
store for the rest of the month and maybe make some money that way?
Spirit of Halloween
store for the rest of the month and maybe make some money that way?
Apparently, the Raptors are coming back on Tuesday? Has somebody called Sam Niel and Chris Pratt yet?
September 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Apparently, the Raptors are coming back on Tuesday? Has somebody called Sam Niel and Chris Pratt yet?
Looks like I’m a Diamond Backs fan all weekend! Hopefully they take two more off the Red Sox and we take it to the Yankees and really stretch out this division!
September 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Looks like I’m a Diamond Backs fan all weekend! Hopefully they take two more off the Red Sox and we take it to the Yankees and really stretch out this division!
I am so sick and tired of being stuck in traffic today! Jesus Christ YYC can you get your act together for one day, please!? And it’s everywhere downtown, on main roads, and out on the ring road. It’s just a mess today.
August 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I am so sick and tired of being stuck in traffic today! Jesus Christ YYC can you get your act together for one day, please!? And it’s everywhere downtown, on main roads, and out on the ring road. It’s just a mess today.
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Affordability is the single greatest problem in #Alberta and this government is doing absolutely nothing to stop it. Instead of pandering to big insurance companies, we need politicians who are going to fight for Albertans to be able to afford to live and work here #abpoli #ableg
The latest inflation data for car & home insurance, by province.
Alberta absolutely in a league of its own here.
Alberta absolutely in a league of its own here.
August 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Got my pudgy ass up in the alpine for a long stroll yesterday.
July 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Got my pudgy ass up in the alpine for a long stroll yesterday.
Hey @mcdonaldsjp.bsky.social Why is a large coffee with 2 milk four different prices at four different McDonald’s in the city of Calgary?
July 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Hey @mcdonaldsjp.bsky.social Why is a large coffee with 2 milk four different prices at four different McDonald’s in the city of Calgary?
Some days are diamonds,
Some days are rocks.
Some days are rocks.
July 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Some days are diamonds,
Some days are rocks.
Some days are rocks.
Listening to the 6 women at the table next to me discuss how good a**l is when done right is not on my Stampede 2025 bingo card, unfortunately; but here we are! Damn it’s entertaining!
a man holding a device with the words you can put it wherever you want written below him
ALT: a man holding a device with the words you can put it wherever you want written below him
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July 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Listening to the 6 women at the table next to me discuss how good a**l is when done right is not on my Stampede 2025 bingo card, unfortunately; but here we are! Damn it’s entertaining!
I don’t miss the wretched swamp that Twitter had become. It wasn’t fun anymore.
Blue Sky has failed to re-create the fun that Twitter was. It’s all constant micro blogs complaining about the world. I know there’s lots to complain about, but the world is full of great people with fun stories as well!
Blue Sky has failed to re-create the fun that Twitter was. It’s all constant micro blogs complaining about the world. I know there’s lots to complain about, but the world is full of great people with fun stories as well!
July 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I don’t miss the wretched swamp that Twitter had become. It wasn’t fun anymore.
Blue Sky has failed to re-create the fun that Twitter was. It’s all constant micro blogs complaining about the world. I know there’s lots to complain about, but the world is full of great people with fun stories as well!
Blue Sky has failed to re-create the fun that Twitter was. It’s all constant micro blogs complaining about the world. I know there’s lots to complain about, but the world is full of great people with fun stories as well!
Me. “The cost for that service work is X”
Potential client. “That’s outrageous the last guy did it for 1/2X”
Me. “I can’t go that low, I suggest you call the last guy back again”
Potential client. “I can’t he went out of business”
Potential client. “That’s outrageous the last guy did it for 1/2X”
Me. “I can’t go that low, I suggest you call the last guy back again”
Potential client. “I can’t he went out of business”
June 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Me. “The cost for that service work is X”
Potential client. “That’s outrageous the last guy did it for 1/2X”
Me. “I can’t go that low, I suggest you call the last guy back again”
Potential client. “I can’t he went out of business”
Potential client. “That’s outrageous the last guy did it for 1/2X”
Me. “I can’t go that low, I suggest you call the last guy back again”
Potential client. “I can’t he went out of business”
Sat down to read two addendum‘s to RFQ’s and found out that I almost missed $100,000 in work not originally listed today. Kind of patting myself on the back for making sure I read everything again
a woman wearing a hat that says wayne worr is reading a piece of paper
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media.tenor.com
June 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Sat down to read two addendum‘s to RFQ’s and found out that I almost missed $100,000 in work not originally listed today. Kind of patting myself on the back for making sure I read everything again
How I spent my Saturday
June 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
How I spent my Saturday
Hey Instagram, I think you need to fix your algorithm for advertising.
Anybody that knows me and knows that this is an absolutely ridiculous thing to try to sell me !
Anybody that knows me and knows that this is an absolutely ridiculous thing to try to sell me !
June 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hey Instagram, I think you need to fix your algorithm for advertising.
Anybody that knows me and knows that this is an absolutely ridiculous thing to try to sell me !
Anybody that knows me and knows that this is an absolutely ridiculous thing to try to sell me !
I lost a cousin to a farming accident today.
Please be careful at work.
Please never forget to tell friends and family you love them when ever you can.
Please be careful at work.
Please never forget to tell friends and family you love them when ever you can.
June 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I lost a cousin to a farming accident today.
Please be careful at work.
Please never forget to tell friends and family you love them when ever you can.
Please be careful at work.
Please never forget to tell friends and family you love them when ever you can.
@mitchellab.bsky.social I’ve been without cell service all day again, did I miss anything?
June 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
@mitchellab.bsky.social I’ve been without cell service all day again, did I miss anything?
My sons grade 9 grad. Yeah I know it’s only grade 9, and he hasn’t actually accomplished anything, yet.
I firmly believe in celebrating your wins and celebrating your friends wins! I’m happy for him and I’m proud of him!
I firmly believe in celebrating your wins and celebrating your friends wins! I’m happy for him and I’m proud of him!
June 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My sons grade 9 grad. Yeah I know it’s only grade 9, and he hasn’t actually accomplished anything, yet.
I firmly believe in celebrating your wins and celebrating your friends wins! I’m happy for him and I’m proud of him!
I firmly believe in celebrating your wins and celebrating your friends wins! I’m happy for him and I’m proud of him!
While riding bikes in Fishcreek park with my 14 y/o son.
“Dad if you see a narrow path, not too narrow. You know wide enough for you to fit down. Let’s take that one.”
Me. “Ok son”
“Dad if you see a narrow path, not too narrow. You know wide enough for you to fit down. Let’s take that one.”
Me. “Ok son”
June 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
While riding bikes in Fishcreek park with my 14 y/o son.
“Dad if you see a narrow path, not too narrow. You know wide enough for you to fit down. Let’s take that one.”
Me. “Ok son”
“Dad if you see a narrow path, not too narrow. You know wide enough for you to fit down. Let’s take that one.”
Me. “Ok son”
Gluten-free Oreos. If you wanna know what winning a dollar in the lottery feels like.
Also, they are literally twice as expensive as regular Oreos.
Also, they are literally twice as expensive as regular Oreos.
May 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Gluten-free Oreos. If you wanna know what winning a dollar in the lottery feels like.
Also, they are literally twice as expensive as regular Oreos.
Also, they are literally twice as expensive as regular Oreos.
Hiked into a little known lake in Banff park this weekend. Great day but a little overcast.
May 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Hiked into a little known lake in Banff park this weekend. Great day but a little overcast.
Best one I’ve read today!
Ohhh, so THAT’s why Pierre wouldn’t get his security clearance. He knew he wouldn’t need it in his next job. Smart.
April 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Best one I’ve read today!
Well, I voted first thing this morning. Was kind of surprised how busy it was there.
Also been told that over 28,000 people voted early in my riding!
Looking forward to seeing some results in about 12 hours.
Also been told that over 28,000 people voted early in my riding!
Looking forward to seeing some results in about 12 hours.
April 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Well, I voted first thing this morning. Was kind of surprised how busy it was there.
Also been told that over 28,000 people voted early in my riding!
Looking forward to seeing some results in about 12 hours.
Also been told that over 28,000 people voted early in my riding!
Looking forward to seeing some results in about 12 hours.