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✨️ F1 ▪︎ dogs ▪︎ aspiring author ▪︎ pop culture trash ▪︎ photos ▪︎ shellfish connoisseur 🦞 🦪▪︎ 🌿
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I think it will be required a consume at least one espresso martini during the race tonight. I can feel it in me bones.
Espresso martini on a granite countertop
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I don't think the orange man has gotten the memo. Everything is going GREAT.
Donald Trump truth social post: "I HAVE JUST GOTTEN THE HIGHEST POLL NUMBERS OF MY 'POLITICAL CAREER.' While my great work on the Economy has not yet been fully appreciated, it will be! Things are really Rockin'. Stopping WARS and Foreign Relations seems to be a strong suit. Also great, The Border and Stopping Crime. I predict that the Economy, with the already HIGHEST STOCK MARKET, EVER, and prices coming sharply down from the Biden disaster, will soon be at the top of the list. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
mashonpotato.bsky.social
This one is mine this week... then some crazy early wake ups!
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
mashonpotato.bsky.social
I was scrolling through pictures on my phone that I want to have printed and THEN CAME ACROSS THIS PICTURE OF SMITHERS AS A BABY
Baby brindle whippet with white feed and a white mark down his nose laying on mint shaggy carpet with a fireplace and a cozy cave dog bed behind him
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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This was what I walked out to hahaha

#whippet #dogsofbluesky #criminal
Whippet with his ears sticking up and just his head is shown and one paw up - counter surfing!
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
mashonpotato.bsky.social
THEY ARE SO CUTE AND BESTIES!!!!!!!!!

These are my two boys.

I literally cannot stop going back to look at your pictures!
Two whippets on a purple chair
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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This is the craziest quote of all.
A quote from F1 Ferrari chairman "We need drivers who do not think about themselves, but who think about Ferrari," he added pointedly.
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Post a non-religious image you think of as holy ✨️
Ocean at mid-tide
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Omg these cookies were probably the best I have ever had. EVER.

Inspired by this recipe with a few changes. But I think the original recipe is ✨️chefs kiss✨️

bakerbynature.com/the-best-cow...
Three chocolate chip cookies in the sunlight on a piece of parchment paper.
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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F1 does NOT interest my dogs.
Two dogs laying on a bed with a blankrt on the ground in front of a fire.
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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My son and I with our new F1 merch! If you can believe it... after 5 years of watching, my first!
White and light blue McLaren ball cap on a woman on the right wearing a black sweatshirt, a Ferrari red hat on a male on the right wearing a white hoodie. They have their faces down and are in a kitchen.
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Tonight it'll be me vs my dogs and the rain. They hate it so much. But look at them? Can you blame them?
Two whippets sitting on a purple chair
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
mashonpotato.bsky.social
Can you imagine what this kind of ignorant bliss these two are living in? I love them so much. Mr. Burns and Smithers finally living up to their names.

#photooftheday
Two whippets sleeping head to head on a grey couch with a fuschia coloured pillow underneath them. A sliver of a mint colored shag carpet can be seen below and a person in the background who ia cropped.
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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The Blue Jays and those white Canadians are such huge assholes lol
exchange where one person jokes that every opposing team is a small-market underdog built on hopes and dreams. Another responds sarcastically, calling themselves material-consumer fetishists and class traitors. exchange where one person mocks another team for thinking they invented the "power of friendship." A reply calls them culture vultures and stereotypical white Canadians. exchange where someone asks what part isn't understood, another insists the question was clear, and a final message asks what "moral arbiter" means.
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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POV: Racing bulls COTA livery LOL
Doritos ad that says "tis the season" and is a dormitory that is white, bright orange and corn chip orange.
October 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I am not getting any closer to anything though. Except I did have a noon cocktail so I am closer to SOMETHING
October 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Also had to share my cousins picture who is down there from Vancouver right now
October 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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In cuter news...

SMITHERS ACTING ADORABLE
Brindle whippet with white chest resting his head on a couch armrest
October 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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You have to watch this smirk at the end of this one too. SOMETHINIG GOING ON.
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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After a hard day of doing not much at all (except for dog-centric) tasks, my husband has prepared me a fancy espresso martini in a non-espresso glass. Dont mind if I do, sir!
Espresso martini with extra foam in a nespresso glass on a brown granite counter top with a silver drink shaker in the background
September 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I married my husband strictly for his perseverance to make me the best cocktail ever. This is close.
Green lime basil drink on a wooden table in front of a dark gray planter with basil in it.
September 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Not even botox could wipe the look of disgust off my face right now.
People magazine reports " Florida to become first state to eliminate 'every last' vaccine mandate as surgeon general compares them to 'slavery'
September 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Not pictured? The other (identical) side of this jalapeño plant.

#plants #jalapeño #gardening
Jalapeño plant in black planter with about 20 jalapeños.
September 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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And here I thought you were better than that, Mr. Trudeau. Katy Perry?!?!?!
Woman who wishes to remain unnamed because she is so ashamed and the former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in 2018.
July 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Let's play a game... who is angrier?
Orange man, or his bootlicker?
South Park meme - side by side picture of their depiction vs a picture of the bootlicker being in a press briefing. The title says "Chefs kiss to the south park animators"
July 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM