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📍Vancouver'ish
✨️ F1 ▪︎ dogs ▪︎ aspiring author ▪︎ pop culture trash ▪︎ photos ▪︎ shellfish connoisseur 🦞 🦪▪︎ 🌿
🏁 ▪︎ wife • mom ▪︎ disabled ▪︎ she/her
I think it will be required a consume at least one espresso martini during the race tonight. I can feel it in me bones.
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I don't think the orange man has gotten the memo. Everything is going GREAT.
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This one is mine this week... then some crazy early wake ups!
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I was scrolling through pictures on my phone that I want to have printed and THEN CAME ACROSS THIS PICTURE OF SMITHERS AS A BABY
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This was what I walked out to hahaha

#whippet #dogsofbluesky #criminal
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
THEY ARE SO CUTE AND BESTIES!!!!!!!!!

These are my two boys.

I literally cannot stop going back to look at your pictures!
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
This is the craziest quote of all.
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Post a non-religious image you think of as holy ✨️
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Omg these cookies were probably the best I have ever had. EVER.

Inspired by this recipe with a few changes. But I think the original recipe is ✨️chefs kiss✨️

bakerbynature.com/the-best-cow...
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
F1 does NOT interest my dogs.
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My son and I with our new F1 merch! If you can believe it... after 5 years of watching, my first!
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Tonight it'll be me vs my dogs and the rain. They hate it so much. But look at them? Can you blame them?
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Can you imagine what this kind of ignorant bliss these two are living in? I love them so much. Mr. Burns and Smithers finally living up to their names.

#photooftheday
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The Blue Jays and those white Canadians are such huge assholes lol
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
POV: Racing bulls COTA livery LOL
October 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I am not getting any closer to anything though. Except I did have a noon cocktail so I am closer to SOMETHING
October 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Also had to share my cousins picture who is down there from Vancouver right now
October 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
In cuter news...

SMITHERS ACTING ADORABLE
October 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
You have to watch this smirk at the end of this one too. SOMETHINIG GOING ON.
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
After a hard day of doing not much at all (except for dog-centric) tasks, my husband has prepared me a fancy espresso martini in a non-espresso glass. Dont mind if I do, sir!
September 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I married my husband strictly for his perseverance to make me the best cocktail ever. This is close.
September 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Not even botox could wipe the look of disgust off my face right now.
September 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Not pictured? The other (identical) side of this jalapeño plant.

#plants #jalapeño #gardening
September 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
And here I thought you were better than that, Mr. Trudeau. Katy Perry?!?!?!
July 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Let's play a game... who is angrier?
Orange man, or his bootlicker?
July 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM