mashedtaters0
@mashedtaterz0.bsky.social
posting about running and lifting, fitness social media, mall emo, food and the blue ridge mountains.
i was pretty close
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
i was pretty close
i need to know if turnstile is categorized as riot grrrl 😹
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
i need to know if turnstile is categorized as riot grrrl 😹
Dollywood race directors should teach a masterclass in gaslighting
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Dollywood race directors should teach a masterclass in gaslighting
sorry i can’t hang out this month, i have too many advent calendars to work through
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
sorry i can’t hang out this month, i have too many advent calendars to work through
nine mile always just fucking hits. probably one of my favorite restaurants of all time.
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
nine mile always just fucking hits. probably one of my favorite restaurants of all time.
if my life was a final destination movie, it would end with me being impaled by a black walnut falling from one of the trees in my neighbor’s yard.
the amount of anxiety i have from these two trees dropping full branches AND black walnuts on our house is insane.
the amount of anxiety i have from these two trees dropping full branches AND black walnuts on our house is insane.
September 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
if my life was a final destination movie, it would end with me being impaled by a black walnut falling from one of the trees in my neighbor’s yard.
the amount of anxiety i have from these two trees dropping full branches AND black walnuts on our house is insane.
the amount of anxiety i have from these two trees dropping full branches AND black walnuts on our house is insane.
why won’t strava stop showing me this in my feed? it’s there every day ever since this guy joined it. can’t even escape this shit on a running app.
September 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
why won’t strava stop showing me this in my feed? it’s there every day ever since this guy joined it. can’t even escape this shit on a running app.
i’m here to report that my husband has caught the ultra bug. it started with him sending me scott jurek memes, escalated to putting on the UTMB livestream all weekend, and now i have just received this text. will update after he runs his first 50k in a few weeks!
September 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
i’m here to report that my husband has caught the ultra bug. it started with him sending me scott jurek memes, escalated to putting on the UTMB livestream all weekend, and now i have just received this text. will update after he runs his first 50k in a few weeks!
This is what I love about parking in asheville. $12 for overnight parking is insane!
August 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is what I love about parking in asheville. $12 for overnight parking is insane!
if you make me waste a remote raid pass in pokemon go, i’m sending you a derogatory gift like this. i will make a special trip to get this gift to send to you.
August 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
if you make me waste a remote raid pass in pokemon go, i’m sending you a derogatory gift like this. i will make a special trip to get this gift to send to you.
my husband said his related goal was to get the FKT on a strava segment in our neighborhood, which reminded me that i do have the FKT on that segment, for women, this year, out of 10 people attempting. yes it’s .23 miles downhill but i’m counting it as a success because it’s all i have
August 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
my husband said his related goal was to get the FKT on a strava segment in our neighborhood, which reminded me that i do have the FKT on that segment, for women, this year, out of 10 people attempting. yes it’s .23 miles downhill but i’m counting it as a success because it’s all i have
i’m officially a pierogi influencer
August 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i’m officially a pierogi influencer
i’ve reached a new level of “asheville resident”. i’m sorry to my former self and everyone i’ve let down by this choice
August 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i’ve reached a new level of “asheville resident”. i’m sorry to my former self and everyone i’ve let down by this choice
this is so funny because i go to dinner by 6:30pm and am winding down for bed by 9pm and there’s not much i could even miss out on here with that schedule.
August 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
this is so funny because i go to dinner by 6:30pm and am winding down for bed by 9pm and there’s not much i could even miss out on here with that schedule.
okay fine this view on the way home made it all better
July 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
okay fine this view on the way home made it all better
I drank this much of a cold brew lemonade that i feel drunk, nauseous, about to cry and ruin my life
July 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I drank this much of a cold brew lemonade that i feel drunk, nauseous, about to cry and ruin my life
rate the vibes of my living room
July 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
rate the vibes of my living room
trail running solo in asheville early in the morning is not for the weak. especially after my husband got swiped by one last week 😅 i’m averaging 1 bear sighting every 10 minutes right now
July 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
trail running solo in asheville early in the morning is not for the weak. especially after my husband got swiped by one last week 😅 i’m averaging 1 bear sighting every 10 minutes right now
Finally saw my first bears of 2025. Sound on 😅
July 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Finally saw my first bears of 2025. Sound on 😅
somehow went from never seeing a buccees in my life to stopping at 3 separate buccees in the last year.
July 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
somehow went from never seeing a buccees in my life to stopping at 3 separate buccees in the last year.
bout to run 3 miles and then paddle board on a lake 🤪
June 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
bout to run 3 miles and then paddle board on a lake 🤪
