mashedtaters0
@mashedtaterz0.bsky.social
posting about running and lifting, fitness social media, mall emo, food and the blue ridge mountains.
nick bare is one of the corniest mfers alive
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
nick bare is one of the corniest mfers alive
i’m pissed at the past version of myself that signed up for the avl marathon 🫠 been running the route during training and it’s just… not fun. so many hills. almost get hit by multiple cars on every run. stop lights. i miss the trails!
January 30, 2026 at 10:41 PM
i’m pissed at the past version of myself that signed up for the avl marathon 🫠 been running the route during training and it’s just… not fun. so many hills. almost get hit by multiple cars on every run. stop lights. i miss the trails!
you ever just… cry and scream sing bright eyes songs to your partner because you used to be sad?
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
you ever just… cry and scream sing bright eyes songs to your partner because you used to be sad?
the way influencers are “both sides”ing murder so as to not affect their bottom line is utterly disgusting
January 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
the way influencers are “both sides”ing murder so as to not affect their bottom line is utterly disgusting
the fact that influencers are online today posting the most mundane bullshit about getting facials and their eyebrows laminated as the world is burning and people are literally being shot in the face for no reason is INFURIATING
January 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
the fact that influencers are online today posting the most mundane bullshit about getting facials and their eyebrows laminated as the world is burning and people are literally being shot in the face for no reason is INFURIATING
running through sickness or injury for the sake of a “streak” to post about on social media is dumb. going to the gym when you’re sick and posting about that on social media is also dumb. thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
running through sickness or injury for the sake of a “streak” to post about on social media is dumb. going to the gym when you’re sick and posting about that on social media is also dumb. thank you for your attention to this matter!
i just KNOW that a man invented the rainfall shower head. that shit is impractical. one of the most fake “luxury” items ever. always feel like i’m getting waterboarded. also, how are you washing body parts that aren’t the top of your head?!
December 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
i just KNOW that a man invented the rainfall shower head. that shit is impractical. one of the most fake “luxury” items ever. always feel like i’m getting waterboarded. also, how are you washing body parts that aren’t the top of your head?!
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oh man i cannot wait to bring up heated rivalries to my hockey loving family at christmas lmaoo
December 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
oh man i cannot wait to bring up heated rivalries to my hockey loving family at christmas lmaoo
honestly bless all the people tanking in pogo pvp right now so i can get my pikachu libre AND work on my plat medals. you’re all real ones
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
honestly bless all the people tanking in pogo pvp right now so i can get my pikachu libre AND work on my plat medals. you’re all real ones
every run on haywood rd is like starring in a final destination movie
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
every run on haywood rd is like starring in a final destination movie
i need to know if turnstile is categorized as riot grrrl 😹
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
i need to know if turnstile is categorized as riot grrrl 😹
Dollywood race directors should teach a masterclass in gaslighting
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Dollywood race directors should teach a masterclass in gaslighting
sorry i can’t hang out this month, i have too many advent calendars to work through
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
sorry i can’t hang out this month, i have too many advent calendars to work through
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HAPPY THANKSGIVIG - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVIG - dashare.zone ADMIN
i don’t understand how companies think we should be excited about using AI in our jobs when we all know their end game is to replace us to increase profits? like lol get fucked.
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i don’t understand how companies think we should be excited about using AI in our jobs when we all know their end game is to replace us to increase profits? like lol get fucked.
the last two nights at dinner, three separate servers walked up to our tables looking shocked/impressed at us finishing our meals and told us “good job” 😂
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
the last two nights at dinner, three separate servers walked up to our tables looking shocked/impressed at us finishing our meals and told us “good job” 😂
i had no expectations because i first came here when i was 5, but SF blew me away. if i had a trust fund, i’d be moving here for sure. such an incredibly beautiful city, so much cool nature stuff in the surrounding area, the parks, the bridge, the food, the architecture. i absolutely love this city!
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i had no expectations because i first came here when i was 5, but SF blew me away. if i had a trust fund, i’d be moving here for sure. such an incredibly beautiful city, so much cool nature stuff in the surrounding area, the parks, the bridge, the food, the architecture. i absolutely love this city!
being stoned in the back of a waymo as it drives up and down the steepest streets of san francisco is not for the weak.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
being stoned in the back of a waymo as it drives up and down the steepest streets of san francisco is not for the weak.
my sphincter gets a great workout while being a passenger in a rental car in a new city
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
my sphincter gets a great workout while being a passenger in a rental car in a new city
another trip checking into an expensive ass hotel that we booked with points while looking like absolute dirtbags from our outdoor adventure of the day
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
another trip checking into an expensive ass hotel that we booked with points while looking like absolute dirtbags from our outdoor adventure of the day
i haven’t liked this many albums in a single year in a long time!! my aoty list is something like:
1. turnstile - never enough
2. audrey hobert - who’s the clown
3. hayley williams - ego death at a bach
4. bad bunny - dtmf
also liked but need to listen more: snocaps, scowl.
what am i missing?!
1. turnstile - never enough
2. audrey hobert - who’s the clown
3. hayley williams - ego death at a bach
4. bad bunny - dtmf
also liked but need to listen more: snocaps, scowl.
what am i missing?!
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i haven’t liked this many albums in a single year in a long time!! my aoty list is something like:
1. turnstile - never enough
2. audrey hobert - who’s the clown
3. hayley williams - ego death at a bach
4. bad bunny - dtmf
also liked but need to listen more: snocaps, scowl.
what am i missing?!
1. turnstile - never enough
2. audrey hobert - who’s the clown
3. hayley williams - ego death at a bach
4. bad bunny - dtmf
also liked but need to listen more: snocaps, scowl.
what am i missing?!
Audrey Hobert’s “Who’s the Clown” is SUCH a fun album. I’ve been listening on repeat since it came out and it just makes me so freaking happy. Probably in my top 3 albums from this year!
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Audrey Hobert’s “Who’s the Clown” is SUCH a fun album. I’ve been listening on repeat since it came out and it just makes me so freaking happy. Probably in my top 3 albums from this year!
thank you to the air traffic controllers at DFW for delaying my flight to san jose last night so that all of us with delayed connections would still make it to SJC 🥹❤️
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
thank you to the air traffic controllers at DFW for delaying my flight to san jose last night so that all of us with delayed connections would still make it to SJC 🥹❤️
nine mile always just fucking hits. probably one of my favorite restaurants of all time.
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
nine mile always just fucking hits. probably one of my favorite restaurants of all time.