Green Dad
@marzarelo.bsky.social
40+ Big Nerd. I love a Star War and Trigun and robots and queer shit.
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Green Dad
@marzarelo.bsky.social
· Apr 16
Hey in case you were wondering, trans women are women, trans men are men, and terfs can fucking choke. :)
After getting a big water drinkie, Dina must lick. She must dry her tongue on something. She must. Just now she chose my socked foot and now I have a sock wet with dog spit. Yay
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
After getting a big water drinkie, Dina must lick. She must dry her tongue on something. She must. Just now she chose my socked foot and now I have a sock wet with dog spit. Yay
I was doing so well. My energy levels were up. I was at a point where I no longer spent all day longing to go back to bed.
I do ONE little 5-day stint in the hospital due to a raging infection in my kidney, and now I'm back to contemplating laying down on the filthy office floor at work.
I do ONE little 5-day stint in the hospital due to a raging infection in my kidney, and now I'm back to contemplating laying down on the filthy office floor at work.
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I was doing so well. My energy levels were up. I was at a point where I no longer spent all day longing to go back to bed.
I do ONE little 5-day stint in the hospital due to a raging infection in my kidney, and now I'm back to contemplating laying down on the filthy office floor at work.
I do ONE little 5-day stint in the hospital due to a raging infection in my kidney, and now I'm back to contemplating laying down on the filthy office floor at work.
Pay off debt. Help my sibling pay off *their* debt.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Pay off debt. Help my sibling pay off *their* debt.
The tree survived the first night. Though there was an ornament mysteriously on the floor this morning 🤔🤔🤔
We survived Thanksgiving and have put up our Christmas decorations. Zelda climbed the tree before we'd even put lights on it. I see she's going to be Like That. It's going to make December interesting. I've already put eye-bolts in the window frame and anchored the tree with wire.
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The tree survived the first night. Though there was an ornament mysteriously on the floor this morning 🤔🤔🤔
We survived Thanksgiving and have put up our Christmas decorations. Zelda climbed the tree before we'd even put lights on it. I see she's going to be Like That. It's going to make December interesting. I've already put eye-bolts in the window frame and anchored the tree with wire.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
We survived Thanksgiving and have put up our Christmas decorations. Zelda climbed the tree before we'd even put lights on it. I see she's going to be Like That. It's going to make December interesting. I've already put eye-bolts in the window frame and anchored the tree with wire.
Please look at this precious flower arrangement my brother's family sent me
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Please look at this precious flower arrangement my brother's family sent me
I am being discharged from the hospital after being here all week. I have been so, so sick you guys, and it was so awful the whole time for so many reasons. But the day nurse (Helen) and the night nurse (Godfrey) who took care of me are the absolute best people on this Earth i fucking swear.
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I am being discharged from the hospital after being here all week. I have been so, so sick you guys, and it was so awful the whole time for so many reasons. But the day nurse (Helen) and the night nurse (Godfrey) who took care of me are the absolute best people on this Earth i fucking swear.
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November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I have to drive to a town two hours away to attend a wedding for straight people I don't even know, which I think is an absolutely tragic waste of a Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I have to drive to a town two hours away to attend a wedding for straight people I don't even know, which I think is an absolutely tragic waste of a Halloween.
Happy Halloween, nerds. 🎃💀🦇
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Happy Halloween, nerds. 🎃💀🦇
World's Finest jack-o'-lanterns this year.
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
World's Finest jack-o'-lanterns this year.
The disability advocate at work is a feckless, incompetent jackass.
1 - suggested I use FMLA to take UNPAID TIME OFF when I'm sick from my LIFE-LONG GENETIC DISEASE.
2 - Did not send my boss the forms she needed to fill out for me, leaving her to seek them out herself.
1 - suggested I use FMLA to take UNPAID TIME OFF when I'm sick from my LIFE-LONG GENETIC DISEASE.
2 - Did not send my boss the forms she needed to fill out for me, leaving her to seek them out herself.
October 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The disability advocate at work is a feckless, incompetent jackass.
1 - suggested I use FMLA to take UNPAID TIME OFF when I'm sick from my LIFE-LONG GENETIC DISEASE.
2 - Did not send my boss the forms she needed to fill out for me, leaving her to seek them out herself.
1 - suggested I use FMLA to take UNPAID TIME OFF when I'm sick from my LIFE-LONG GENETIC DISEASE.
2 - Did not send my boss the forms she needed to fill out for me, leaving her to seek them out herself.
This post brought to you by the "The Conjuring" marathon we're doing today
Anyone who wants to watch a horror movie but doesn't actually want to be terrified should just watch it with me. Because I ruin the whole "terrifying" experience by keeping a running commentary along the lines of "Oh, hey, that was icky, huh. Oh, the ghost is angy now. :( Oh no, he's so mad." Etc.
October 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This post brought to you by the "The Conjuring" marathon we're doing today
Anyone who wants to watch a horror movie but doesn't actually want to be terrified should just watch it with me. Because I ruin the whole "terrifying" experience by keeping a running commentary along the lines of "Oh, hey, that was icky, huh. Oh, the ghost is angy now. :( Oh no, he's so mad." Etc.
October 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Anyone who wants to watch a horror movie but doesn't actually want to be terrified should just watch it with me. Because I ruin the whole "terrifying" experience by keeping a running commentary along the lines of "Oh, hey, that was icky, huh. Oh, the ghost is angy now. :( Oh no, he's so mad." Etc.
Zelda has now gained enough weight to develop a primordial pouch. Please congratulate her
October 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Zelda has now gained enough weight to develop a primordial pouch. Please congratulate her
I'm tired and I don't wanna move, so I'm gonna lay here and post nonsense. Sorry
October 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm tired and I don't wanna move, so I'm gonna lay here and post nonsense. Sorry
T-shirt ideas:
A crop top that just says "GAY NERD"
A crop top that just says "GAY NERD"
October 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
T-shirt ideas:
A crop top that just says "GAY NERD"
A crop top that just says "GAY NERD"
It was finally cool enough for me to wear a long-sleeved shirt today. 🙏🍂🎃
October 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It was finally cool enough for me to wear a long-sleeved shirt today. 🙏🍂🎃
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Covid is not over.
People are still dying and becoming disabled every day.
We rushed “back to normal” for the economy, not because the threat had passed.
When you wear a mask, you’re not only protecting your health, you’re saying you don’t believe anyone is expendable.
People are still dying and becoming disabled every day.
We rushed “back to normal” for the economy, not because the threat had passed.
When you wear a mask, you’re not only protecting your health, you’re saying you don’t believe anyone is expendable.
October 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Covid is not over.
People are still dying and becoming disabled every day.
We rushed “back to normal” for the economy, not because the threat had passed.
When you wear a mask, you’re not only protecting your health, you’re saying you don’t believe anyone is expendable.
People are still dying and becoming disabled every day.
We rushed “back to normal” for the economy, not because the threat had passed.
When you wear a mask, you’re not only protecting your health, you’re saying you don’t believe anyone is expendable.
Please look at my son Paterson. It is our 7th Paterversary today.
October 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Please look at my son Paterson. It is our 7th Paterversary today.
Concept: a comic book about a therapist who specializes in superheroes.
September 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Concept: a comic book about a therapist who specializes in superheroes.
Hey, why are people still posting literally any images* of the dick-for-brains in chief? Like. I don't need to see his face. Just blot it out and draw a dick over it.
*It is, of course, always appropriate to circulate images of him with Epstein
*It is, of course, always appropriate to circulate images of him with Epstein
September 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hey, why are people still posting literally any images* of the dick-for-brains in chief? Like. I don't need to see his face. Just blot it out and draw a dick over it.
*It is, of course, always appropriate to circulate images of him with Epstein
*It is, of course, always appropriate to circulate images of him with Epstein
Zelda likes Dina's big, plush dog bed so much, so we got another, smaller one just like it. As you can see, it is working out just as we'd hoped.
September 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Zelda likes Dina's big, plush dog bed so much, so we got another, smaller one just like it. As you can see, it is working out just as we'd hoped.
Why the fuck should we be giving a shit about one more person having died of gun violence in America, the Dying of Spontaneous Gun Violence Capital of the World?
I'm done talking about it. Everyone else who didn't know The Dead Guy, closely and personally, should also move the fuck on.
I'm done talking about it. Everyone else who didn't know The Dead Guy, closely and personally, should also move the fuck on.
September 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Why the fuck should we be giving a shit about one more person having died of gun violence in America, the Dying of Spontaneous Gun Violence Capital of the World?
I'm done talking about it. Everyone else who didn't know The Dead Guy, closely and personally, should also move the fuck on.
I'm done talking about it. Everyone else who didn't know The Dead Guy, closely and personally, should also move the fuck on.