Your Favorite Southern Belle Stoner Mom
@maryjanemama.bsky.social
Nerdy, liberal redneck living a stoner mom’s life. 🤓 I cuss a lot. Like, a LOT. Proud democratic socialist. Vehemently anti racist. Follow me if y’all like pet pics and fried okra.
My 1960’s hanging lamp I got for 50 cents at a garage sale ACTUALLY WORKS !
I replaced the cord and she’s good as new.
Y’all look at my little bright spot of the planet right now.
I replaced the cord and she’s good as new.
Y’all look at my little bright spot of the planet right now.
April 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
My 1960’s hanging lamp I got for 50 cents at a garage sale ACTUALLY WORKS !
I replaced the cord and she’s good as new.
Y’all look at my little bright spot of the planet right now.
I replaced the cord and she’s good as new.
Y’all look at my little bright spot of the planet right now.
April 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I hope our active duty troops are paying attention to this.
April 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I hope our active duty troops are paying attention to this.
Find me a meme more truthful than this.
April 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Find me a meme more truthful than this.
We have conditional privileges, not inalienable rights.
April 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We have conditional privileges, not inalienable rights.
No. Nope. Y’all need to get out here and protest even harder with us. It’s horrific he’s doing this shit to immigrants. Now he would “love “ to send Americans from US prisons ? My neighbor calls him the anti christ. He’s right. He’s terrifying.
April 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
No. Nope. Y’all need to get out here and protest even harder with us. It’s horrific he’s doing this shit to immigrants. Now he would “love “ to send Americans from US prisons ? My neighbor calls him the anti christ. He’s right. He’s terrifying.
Some of my favorite signs from the protest today
April 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Some of my favorite signs from the protest today
Go NYC!!!! We were with y’all from Kansas City !
April 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Go NYC!!!! We were with y’all from Kansas City !
None of this shit is by accident.
April 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
None of this shit is by accident.
Oh hell yeah !
April 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Oh hell yeah !
Y’all. One of my contractors accidentally left the back door open when he left today. My sweet baby kitten got out. She was hit and killed by a car this afternoon. I am just devastated. She was such a sweet little airhead.
April 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Y’all. One of my contractors accidentally left the back door open when he left today. My sweet baby kitten got out. She was hit and killed by a car this afternoon. I am just devastated. She was such a sweet little airhead.
When you finally get to ride in the front seat 🤌🏻
March 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
When you finally get to ride in the front seat 🤌🏻
March 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
When you’re picking up the kids from campus after they’ve been gone for two hours.
*so excited* ❤️
*so excited* ❤️
March 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
When you’re picking up the kids from campus after they’ve been gone for two hours.
*so excited* ❤️
*so excited* ❤️
Via @aaronparnas.bsky.social
Trump is rigging our elections as we speak. Voter suppression here we come. Whatever this doesn’t “fix” , his drug addled handler Elon will.
Trump is rigging our elections as we speak. Voter suppression here we come. Whatever this doesn’t “fix” , his drug addled handler Elon will.
March 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Via @aaronparnas.bsky.social
Trump is rigging our elections as we speak. Voter suppression here we come. Whatever this doesn’t “fix” , his drug addled handler Elon will.
Trump is rigging our elections as we speak. Voter suppression here we come. Whatever this doesn’t “fix” , his drug addled handler Elon will.
We’re going to have to have a serious discussion about what to do with Amerikka’s right wing population after all of this.
March 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We’re going to have to have a serious discussion about what to do with Amerikka’s right wing population after all of this.
Interesting if true 🧐
March 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Interesting if true 🧐
I texted our pet sitter and asked for a pic of my dog. I asked if he misses me , because I’m just a mess without him. This is the pic she sent me. Pretty sure he’s never going to forgive me for leaving him.
March 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I texted our pet sitter and asked for a pic of my dog. I asked if he misses me , because I’m just a mess without him. This is the pic she sent me. Pretty sure he’s never going to forgive me for leaving him.
You know best way to determine if you’re an absolute piece of nazi shit ? If VP Trump praises you for your courage. @schumer.senate.gov needs to visit the woodshed asap.
March 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You know best way to determine if you’re an absolute piece of nazi shit ? If VP Trump praises you for your courage. @schumer.senate.gov needs to visit the woodshed asap.
This feral looking beast is toothless, blind and only weighs 3.8 pounds. She is the gang boss of every creature in the house I am telling you.
March 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This feral looking beast is toothless, blind and only weighs 3.8 pounds. She is the gang boss of every creature in the house I am telling you.
That face you make when the sun hits your face just right ❤️🤌🏻
March 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
That face you make when the sun hits your face just right ❤️🤌🏻
Grimes is a bottomless pit of shit herself , but this is a banger comeback lol
March 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Grimes is a bottomless pit of shit herself , but this is a banger comeback lol
Meatball agrees
March 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Meatball agrees
