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Your Favorite Southern Belle Stoner Mom
@maryjanemama.bsky.social
Nerdy, liberal redneck living a stoner mom’s life. 🤓 I cuss a lot. Like, a LOT. Proud democratic socialist. Vehemently anti racist. Follow me if y’all like pet pics and fried okra.
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I’m high, not stupid.

#FreeLuigi
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April 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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April 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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It would be very healthy for human species, If there is less Discouragement.
April 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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HAPPENING NOW: Hundreds of protesters have now gathered outside a federal courthouse in downtown Milwaukee to support Judge Hannah Dugan
April 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Funny how the paperwork only matters when it’s a woman or minority voter.
April 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Seriously, why is RFK Jr worried about dyes in food when his department is cutting safety standards for milk and chicken?
April 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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April 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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If someone tells me to “take it down a notch,” that guarantees an immediate 4 to 5 notch increase. Do not try to de-notch me.
April 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Released 43 years ago today
"Know Your Rights", a single by the Clash from their album Combat Rock.

The Clash-Know Your Rights Live !! US Festival 1983

#punk #punks #punkrock #theclash #knowyourrights #history #punkrockhistory #otd
April 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.
April 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Marriott’s CEO said it straight: “We welcome all… we create opportunities for all… that’s who we are as a company.”

He went back to his hotel to find 40K emails from Marriott associates worldwide saying “thank you.”

Plenty of CEOs talk. Capuano showed up.

Marriott still has my business.
April 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.

The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.

Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.

The list goes on and on.

Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
April 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Found my store
April 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
April 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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One of my beliefs is that Long COVID rates are actually 20-30%, but we couldn’t accept that as a society. The purpose of some LC studies were to bargain down that number to something more “acceptable”

But the 20-30% number came up again and again www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/stu...
Studies across 14 nations show 25% to 30% rate of long COVID
Among the 25% of participants in 1 study who said they experienced long-COVID symptoms, 13% reported sleep disorders.
www.cidrap.umn.edu
April 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Straight 👆🏻💯😂
April 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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💔❤️💔
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Meltdowns and opera uniting.

Please enjoy this lovely rendition of:

"Bitch, WTF"
April 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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So many humans can't even accept differences in our own species but here we are looking for intelligent life on other planets.
April 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Democratic Governor Tony Evers has successfully increased school funding for the next 400 YEARS in Wisconsin by crossing out a few numbers in a bill to change it from “2024–25” to “2425.”

The state Supreme Court just upheld his right to do so.
Wisconsin's adventures with line-item vetoes
Laws are like sausages...
www.axios.com
April 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Just spoke with my CDC sources. They were in tears.

Budgets cut. RFJK has ordered them not to publicize bird flu symptoms in exposed workers. Not to test them. Not to speak.

They know people are getting sick. And they’re being forced to stay silent.

This is not just a cover-up. It's cruelty.
April 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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History always has a lesson.
April 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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April 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Bully: Hey Columbia, gimme your lunch money.
Columbia: Here you go. (He'll leave us alone now, right?)

Bully: Gimme a year's lunch money, Columbia.
Columbia: OK, here you go.

Bully: Hey Harvard, gimme two year's lunch money.
Harvard: No.

Bully: Uh... that lunch money request was an accident.
April 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM