Marybeth
@marybeth-s.bsky.social
The good news is Hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination. The bad news is whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create.
Before #brainrot there was #brainfreeze - sweet, innocent brain freeze
October 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Before #brainrot there was #brainfreeze - sweet, innocent brain freeze
Awesome trolling by PETA
October 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Awesome trolling by PETA
Daily affirmations
September 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Daily affirmations
The video directly below this post in my feed had a small amount of irony 😂
September 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The video directly below this post in my feed had a small amount of irony 😂
Someone please AI this into the Tide Stain commercial mouth?
Can we subpoena the gremlin under the spackle? He’s probably read the Epstein files.
#releasethefiles #tide
Can we subpoena the gremlin under the spackle? He’s probably read the Epstein files.
#releasethefiles #tide
September 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Someone please AI this into the Tide Stain commercial mouth?
Can we subpoena the gremlin under the spackle? He’s probably read the Epstein files.
#releasethefiles #tide
Can we subpoena the gremlin under the spackle? He’s probably read the Epstein files.
#releasethefiles #tide
They said that about Serena Joy too.
September 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
They said that about Serena Joy too.
Brit Lower’s acceptance speech had the absolute best Easter egg ever - a message from Helly R.
September 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Brit Lower’s acceptance speech had the absolute best Easter egg ever - a message from Helly R.
My new Glassybaby arrived yesterday. It is my palette of peace and joy. Each quarter turn shows more depth and beauty.
September 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My new Glassybaby arrived yesterday. It is my palette of peace and joy. Each quarter turn shows more depth and beauty.
I actually found a reason to like Scott Bessent. Go go go, Scotty.
September 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I actually found a reason to like Scott Bessent. Go go go, Scotty.
It’s time for my annual tradition of upsetting the neighbors.
Look. It wasn’t my choice to move back here. I accepted it years ago but still miss Seattle.
Look. It wasn’t my choice to move back here. I accepted it years ago but still miss Seattle.
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It’s time for my annual tradition of upsetting the neighbors.
Look. It wasn’t my choice to move back here. I accepted it years ago but still miss Seattle.
Look. It wasn’t my choice to move back here. I accepted it years ago but still miss Seattle.
Every day this week, he goes to the front door about 20 minutes before the bus arrives and sits.
Waiting.
Waiting.
August 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Every day this week, he goes to the front door about 20 minutes before the bus arrives and sits.
Waiting.
Waiting.
First day of school is the worst. He won’t let me close the door and hasn’t moved for over an hour. #doodlesofbluesky #englishsettersofbluesky
August 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
First day of school is the worst. He won’t let me close the door and hasn’t moved for over an hour. #doodlesofbluesky #englishsettersofbluesky
Knowing the law is important.
August 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Knowing the law is important.
At least someone in the family is helping me with the carpet samples. Well, “help” is sort of a stretch, pun intended. #englishsetters #doodlesofbluesky
August 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
At least someone in the family is helping me with the carpet samples. Well, “help” is sort of a stretch, pun intended. #englishsetters #doodlesofbluesky
Stubborn nosed doodle
August 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Stubborn nosed doodle
So I pondered this for a while and thing is, more is just always better. In #, breed, and floof. Just as happy w pups of 60 breeds as a single - as long as there are dozens of them happily swarming and sassing away while goats dance around 🥰
This my English Setter doodle as a pup - he swarmed great
This my English Setter doodle as a pup - he swarmed great
August 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So I pondered this for a while and thing is, more is just always better. In #, breed, and floof. Just as happy w pups of 60 breeds as a single - as long as there are dozens of them happily swarming and sassing away while goats dance around 🥰
This my English Setter doodle as a pup - he swarmed great
This my English Setter doodle as a pup - he swarmed great
Well gosh, someone did remember…kind of. Although I feel like maybe my identity was stolen by Qanon now.
August 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Well gosh, someone did remember…kind of. Although I feel like maybe my identity was stolen by Qanon now.
Someone asked me how long I’ve lived in Michigan. My response is I was in 3rd grade when this was built and I took my 4th grade son to the implosion.
July 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Someone asked me how long I’ve lived in Michigan. My response is I was in 3rd grade when this was built and I took my 4th grade son to the implosion.
I don’t have a lot of choices these days but I sure as shit can cancel my @paramountplus.com subscription. Since it’s part of a bundle, it costs me more to keep only the stuff I want.
For @stephencolbert.bsky.social, it’s worth it.
Fuck you CBS, Paramount, Sherri, etc.
Cancel them, yall.
For @stephencolbert.bsky.social, it’s worth it.
Fuck you CBS, Paramount, Sherri, etc.
Cancel them, yall.
July 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I don’t have a lot of choices these days but I sure as shit can cancel my @paramountplus.com subscription. Since it’s part of a bundle, it costs me more to keep only the stuff I want.
For @stephencolbert.bsky.social, it’s worth it.
Fuck you CBS, Paramount, Sherri, etc.
Cancel them, yall.
For @stephencolbert.bsky.social, it’s worth it.
Fuck you CBS, Paramount, Sherri, etc.
Cancel them, yall.
I think this might have something to do with it. Don’t look at what I’ve already done…look over here at what I’m about to do.
Breaking news… new distraction.
Breaking news… new distraction.
July 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think this might have something to do with it. Don’t look at what I’ve already done…look over here at what I’m about to do.
Breaking news… new distraction.
Breaking news… new distraction.
Absolutely. I said this over and over about the big beautiful bill until real life friends made fun of me.
Here’s today’s big beautiful distraction in “breaking news” form.
Here’s today’s big beautiful distraction in “breaking news” form.
July 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Absolutely. I said this over and over about the big beautiful bill until real life friends made fun of me.
Here’s today’s big beautiful distraction in “breaking news” form.
Here’s today’s big beautiful distraction in “breaking news” form.
I used to laugh at this but given the idiocy of so many people, I understand why there are instructions on how to open KitKat wrappers and reminders to take clothes off babies before putting them in the washing machine.
The clothes, not the babies.
The clothes, not the babies.
June 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I used to laugh at this but given the idiocy of so many people, I understand why there are instructions on how to open KitKat wrappers and reminders to take clothes off babies before putting them in the washing machine.
The clothes, not the babies.
The clothes, not the babies.
Stubborn #englishsetter #setterdoodle to the extreme today.
June 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Stubborn #englishsetter #setterdoodle to the extreme today.