Marybeth
@marybeth-s.bsky.social
The good news is Hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination. The bad news is whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create.
Before #brainrot there was #brainfreeze - sweet, innocent brain freeze
October 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Before #brainrot there was #brainfreeze - sweet, innocent brain freeze
Awesome trolling by PETA
October 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Awesome trolling by PETA
Reposted by Marybeth
Portland is so good at trolling these fascists.
I ❤️ Portland
I ❤️ Portland
October 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Portland is so good at trolling these fascists.
I ❤️ Portland
I ❤️ Portland
lol - cnn breaks in “you’ve been listening to Trump FOR OVER AN HOUR” and they cut away.
I don’t think I’ve ever been so grateful.
I don’t think I’ve ever been so grateful.
September 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
lol - cnn breaks in “you’ve been listening to Trump FOR OVER AN HOUR” and they cut away.
I don’t think I’ve ever been so grateful.
I don’t think I’ve ever been so grateful.
So he’s talking about walking slowly so he doesn’t fall.
When does this get the attention it needs?
When does this get the attention it needs?
September 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
So he’s talking about walking slowly so he doesn’t fall.
When does this get the attention it needs?
When does this get the attention it needs?
Terrifying images coming across from the LDS church in Grand Blanc, which is about 30 mins north of here.
September 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Terrifying images coming across from the LDS church in Grand Blanc, which is about 30 mins north of here.
Someone please AI this into the Tide Stain commercial mouth?
Can we subpoena the gremlin under the spackle? He’s probably read the Epstein files.
#releasethefiles #tide
Can we subpoena the gremlin under the spackle? He’s probably read the Epstein files.
#releasethefiles #tide
September 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Someone please AI this into the Tide Stain commercial mouth?
Can we subpoena the gremlin under the spackle? He’s probably read the Epstein files.
#releasethefiles #tide
Can we subpoena the gremlin under the spackle? He’s probably read the Epstein files.
#releasethefiles #tide
Jimmy Kimmel is a better host, comedian, actor, friend, father, husband, and human being than the whole of the puddle of dung that is our “leadership”. I loathe everything this mindset has turned my country into and those who caused it.
Want to deport me for saying it? Thats cool. LFG, bitches.
Want to deport me for saying it? Thats cool. LFG, bitches.
September 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Jimmy Kimmel is a better host, comedian, actor, friend, father, husband, and human being than the whole of the puddle of dung that is our “leadership”. I loathe everything this mindset has turned my country into and those who caused it.
Want to deport me for saying it? Thats cool. LFG, bitches.
Want to deport me for saying it? Thats cool. LFG, bitches.
Brit Lower’s acceptance speech had the absolute best Easter egg ever - a message from Helly R.
September 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Brit Lower’s acceptance speech had the absolute best Easter egg ever - a message from Helly R.
My new Glassybaby arrived yesterday. It is my palette of peace and joy. Each quarter turn shows more depth and beauty.
September 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My new Glassybaby arrived yesterday. It is my palette of peace and joy. Each quarter turn shows more depth and beauty.
I actually found a reason to like Scott Bessent. Go go go, Scotty.
September 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I actually found a reason to like Scott Bessent. Go go go, Scotty.
It’s time for my annual tradition of upsetting the neighbors.
Look. It wasn’t my choice to move back here. I accepted it years ago but still miss Seattle.
Look. It wasn’t my choice to move back here. I accepted it years ago but still miss Seattle.
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It’s time for my annual tradition of upsetting the neighbors.
Look. It wasn’t my choice to move back here. I accepted it years ago but still miss Seattle.
Look. It wasn’t my choice to move back here. I accepted it years ago but still miss Seattle.
Every day this week, he goes to the front door about 20 minutes before the bus arrives and sits.
Waiting.
Waiting.
August 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Every day this week, he goes to the front door about 20 minutes before the bus arrives and sits.
Waiting.
Waiting.
First day of school is the worst. He won’t let me close the door and hasn’t moved for over an hour. #doodlesofbluesky #englishsettersofbluesky
August 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
First day of school is the worst. He won’t let me close the door and hasn’t moved for over an hour. #doodlesofbluesky #englishsettersofbluesky
14 approached me for a raise. His justification?
“I start high school on Monday and need to improve my body aura. That takes investment.”
I was terrified this meant Axe but apparently it meant everything from hair to shoes and everything in between…thankfully no body spray.
“I start high school on Monday and need to improve my body aura. That takes investment.”
I was terrified this meant Axe but apparently it meant everything from hair to shoes and everything in between…thankfully no body spray.
August 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
14 approached me for a raise. His justification?
“I start high school on Monday and need to improve my body aura. That takes investment.”
I was terrified this meant Axe but apparently it meant everything from hair to shoes and everything in between…thankfully no body spray.
“I start high school on Monday and need to improve my body aura. That takes investment.”
I was terrified this meant Axe but apparently it meant everything from hair to shoes and everything in between…thankfully no body spray.
Excellent technique avoiding hitting the car. My favorite part is how he manages to mark a tree without dropping it. This is talent, my friends.
This is Tuffy. He is the only example of taking up the whole sidewalk that is not only justifiable, but encouraged. 14/10 (IG: mypittuffy)
August 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Excellent technique avoiding hitting the car. My favorite part is how he manages to mark a tree without dropping it. This is talent, my friends.
Uh oh, she mentioned children. Better change the topic fast.
VON DER LEYEN: Every single child has to go back to its family. This should be one of our main priorities in these negotiations.
TRUMP: I was just thinking we're here for a different reason but we just a couple weeks ago made the largest trade deal in history. Congratulations.
August 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Uh oh, she mentioned children. Better change the topic fast.
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If you haven’t seen this, it’s about time you did.
Sound up!
Sound up!
August 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If you haven’t seen this, it’s about time you did.
Sound up!
Sound up!
I’m so proud to say I have never been to Cracker Barrel. Not even when I lived in the South. This takedown is perfection.
Take your a*s to Cracker Barrel
YouTube video by I've Had It
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August 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’m so proud to say I have never been to Cracker Barrel. Not even when I lived in the South. This takedown is perfection.
At least someone in the family is helping me with the carpet samples. Well, “help” is sort of a stretch, pun intended. #englishsetters #doodlesofbluesky
August 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
At least someone in the family is helping me with the carpet samples. Well, “help” is sort of a stretch, pun intended. #englishsetters #doodlesofbluesky
Today is not Saturday. This is the second day in a row I woke up thinking it was Saturday morning.
That farmer’s market better be goddamn spectacular tomorrow when it finally IS there.
But I’ll probably show up at church or some shit. 🤦♀️
That farmer’s market better be goddamn spectacular tomorrow when it finally IS there.
But I’ll probably show up at church or some shit. 🤦♀️
August 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Today is not Saturday. This is the second day in a row I woke up thinking it was Saturday morning.
That farmer’s market better be goddamn spectacular tomorrow when it finally IS there.
But I’ll probably show up at church or some shit. 🤦♀️
That farmer’s market better be goddamn spectacular tomorrow when it finally IS there.
But I’ll probably show up at church or some shit. 🤦♀️
It’s so unfulfilling to spend the equivalent of a year’s tuition at MSU on invisible home “upgrades”. There’s no way to brag about my new plumbing; it’s not like I can ask a guest if their flushing experience was better.
August 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s so unfulfilling to spend the equivalent of a year’s tuition at MSU on invisible home “upgrades”. There’s no way to brag about my new plumbing; it’s not like I can ask a guest if their flushing experience was better.