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Dr. Maryam K.,
@maryamization.bsky.social
I had 8603 tweets on the bird site - I miss them. Some of them were bangers.

Here for #MathTwitter. Ask me about moonshine (the math, not the alcohol). Buy me a coffee: https://revolut.me/maryam94hv
Friends who have cats, what’s something you wish you knew before you adopted one? (Assume that nothing is too obvious)
August 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Is there a math term for the following: I have a 2-tuple of positive integers (m,n). I want to find all solutions to
Sum_{i,j\in Z^+} a_ij (i,j) = (m,n)

So basically I want 2-partitions in some sense
April 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
rip pope francis - i will never forget that one time the pope and I waved at each other
April 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Is your bookshelf

A) Ornamental
B) Aspirational
C) Honest
D) Non-existent
E) A secret 5th thing
April 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So people here who actually rock climb for real, is climbing down the same route you went up a really terrible idea in bouldering?

I feel it tires me out so much more than climbing up, which I don’t understand why since theoretically it’s the same moves just in reverse
April 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It’s that time of the semester

(Reader, it’s ALWAYS that time of the semester)
March 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
#mathtwitter please brag about your office space/best office related purchase/ your favourite quirky thing in your office- help a girl build a faux-Pinterest board
March 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
#mathtwitter please brag about your office space/best office related purchase/ your favourite quirky thing in your office- help a girl build a faux-Pinterest board
March 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If you postponed the new year to march like me this is a reminder that it’s coming up soon. This is the time to be setting goals for the rest of the year!
March 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I have decided that I really like living in Toronto - only took close to 2 years but we are here now and we will take what we get 😂
March 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
✨Good things are happening!✨
March 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
March 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i miss the private accounts of twitter era when I could ask for advice without revealing my innermost thoughts to the general public
March 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Richard Gilmore treated Dean the exact same way Huntzbergers treat Rory
February 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Reposted by Dr. Maryam K.,
After 3 years as a rotator at NSF, i became permanent last august (and suddenly on probation despite years of good work). I quit my academic job in January. Today i was unceremoniously fired for “poor performance” (a lie) along with 167 other amazing folks (like Courtney). So unfair & insulting.
February 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reposted by Dr. Maryam K.,
My friend @mathyadriana.bsky.social lost her job last week, and I want you to know the story:

buttondown.com/yarntheory/a...
on approaching hard problems
Friends, colleagues, and lovers of words, I usually use this space to talk about books, but today I want to tell you about my friend Adriana Salerno. Like...
buttondown.com
February 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Reposted by Dr. Maryam K.,
One was when I spoke about pedagogy in the Cornell math department seven-ish years ago. Bizarre exchanges with math profs who (a) complained that no education research is trustworthy and mathematicians should do it themselves, and then (b) expressed negative interest in doing it themselves.
February 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Reading week is truly a gift from God
February 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I am generally not a nap person (I have a hard time waking up from them!) but some days you take one and you feel it physically reset your body back to the day it was born - it’s like a restart game from 0 button. So short lived but so glorious
February 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Reposted by Dr. Maryam K.,
Harrison Ford gets us better than anyone!
February 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Several years ago, my office-mate and I were talking about professional websites and it came up that mine had an address of our office on it and he didn’t. His argument was that people only need your email, it’s not like they’re gonna send a postcard! Anyway we both ended up putting the address to
February 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Watched @kumail.bsky.social live and literally every single thing that came out of his mouth was hilarious I laughed and cried and laughed again - so good!!!
February 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Reposted by Dr. Maryam K.,
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Reposted by Dr. Maryam K.,
RIP my combinatorial friends at NSA using inclusion-exclusion
1. EXCLUSIVE

Today, the NSA is planning a "Big Delete" of websites and internal network content that contain any of 27 banned words, including "privilege," "bias," and "inclusion," a NSA source tells Popular Information.

The massive purge is creating chaos, taking down "mission-related" work
The NSA's "Big Delete"
Today, the National Security Agency (NSA) is planning a "Big Delete" of websites and internal network content that contain any of 27 banned words, including "privilege," "bias," and "inclusion." The "...
popular.info
February 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I went bouldering for the first? time yesterday and suffice it to say I am about to become someone who is really fucking annoying lol
February 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM