The President should have to wear a fitbit at all times with a publicly accessible webpage that shows its feed in real time. I am not a crank

Republican voters did this to us, and they did it deliberately, and you are nowhere CLOSE to angry enough about that fact.

Yes, but on an island making it harder to escape

I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable