I reckon your average vendor’s first week on the gig is learning enough circumlocution to make sure non-German speakers can get their fill. My first year in Hamburg was mostly just pleading “I am a poor student, I understand nothing, please provide me with a pile of meat.”

It’s stunning how awful he and Thiel are at communicating. Truly stunning.

I still live with shame over the time in college a deer ran into the side of my car.

This jibes with how every professional orchestra musician works immediately after winning their first job

My office is in the basement. Starting mid-October I don’t see the sun on weekdays. Price of living in the northeast.

Tbf I am saying we should string him up and cut off his tattoo, if he wants to continue to run of course

I’m willing to let it slide if he gets it carved out of his chest on stream without anesthetic.

Always thought Phoenix needed more public bathrooms.

Adult children of people like this often have no relationship with their parents.

Ok but that enhanced photo gave me the most genuine belly laugh I’ve had in years

Bravo sir

Our faculty meeting this weekend ahead of the beginning of the semester was at least 30% legal stratagem for various law enforcement interventions. Ngl, won’t look back on this decade with a ton of fondness.

Can’t wait for him to have an explosive, debilitating stroke on live television. He should live out his life in agony and die forgotten and neglected.