Dr. Mr. Fax Machine
@marxbruder.bsky.social
I teach music technology at an expensive private university in a northeastern American city.
Welcome to Upstate New York every driver has their brights on all the time
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Welcome to Upstate New York every driver has their brights on all the time
could at least some of the million new yorkers that said they’re leaving be some of the 50k fucking people that’ve moved to greenpoint in the last two decades? i miss being able to find parking.
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
could at least some of the million new yorkers that said they’re leaving be some of the 50k fucking people that’ve moved to greenpoint in the last two decades? i miss being able to find parking.
All I wanna do is talk about weird electronic music from the 70’s and get paid why are there Nazis again
October 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
All I wanna do is talk about weird electronic music from the 70’s and get paid why are there Nazis again
Could’ve picked a much cooler skull & crossbones, if the point was just to look hard for chicks
October 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Could’ve picked a much cooler skull & crossbones, if the point was just to look hard for chicks
How is it possible I have diehard Trump family members that live in rural New Brunswick. Can another Canadian explain this.
September 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
How is it possible I have diehard Trump family members that live in rural New Brunswick. Can another Canadian explain this.
Replying “STOP” to democratic fundraising texts does not, in fact, stop them. Sayingthey won’t get a goddamn cent until they do their fucking jobs seems to work, though.
September 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Replying “STOP” to democratic fundraising texts does not, in fact, stop them. Sayingthey won’t get a goddamn cent until they do their fucking jobs seems to work, though.
I changed my mind. I do endorse political violence.
September 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I changed my mind. I do endorse political violence.
I merely didn’t care that Charlie Kirk was fucking dead. Now I am glad. Come get me, I’d love a chance to make a cop cry for the second time in my life.
September 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I merely didn’t care that Charlie Kirk was fucking dead. Now I am glad. Come get me, I’d love a chance to make a cop cry for the second time in my life.
I dunno, man, they showed us the video of Bud Dwyer shooting himself when we were in high school. Not much shocks me anymore.
September 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I dunno, man, they showed us the video of Bud Dwyer shooting himself when we were in high school. Not much shocks me anymore.
If someone that said I didn’t deserve rights got shot I’d be real annoyed if some third party tried to guilt me for saying what goes around comes around.
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If someone that said I didn’t deserve rights got shot I’d be real annoyed if some third party tried to guilt me for saying what goes around comes around.
Coach: “(player) has had better games.”
BBC headline: “(coach) lambasts (player) in stunning tirade.”
BBC headline: “(coach) lambasts (player) in stunning tirade.”
August 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Coach: “(player) has had better games.”
BBC headline: “(coach) lambasts (player) in stunning tirade.”
BBC headline: “(coach) lambasts (player) in stunning tirade.”
When people that complain about people not understanding jokes fail to understand jokes
August 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
When people that complain about people not understanding jokes fail to understand jokes
Gonna be great when they’re all dead
August 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Gonna be great when they’re all dead
Goddammit stop giving Newsom opportunities to dunk. I do NOT want to have to deal with president Newsom.
August 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Goddammit stop giving Newsom opportunities to dunk. I do NOT want to have to deal with president Newsom.
My friend from grad school that would print out Clickhole articles and bring them into class now owns a gun and has an extensive home gym
August 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My friend from grad school that would print out Clickhole articles and bring them into class now owns a gun and has an extensive home gym
My best friend from college did lucha libre under the pseudonym “Pablo Crunch” and I think that was more and more fun every day
August 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My best friend from college did lucha libre under the pseudonym “Pablo Crunch” and I think that was more and more fun every day
I’d be quite happy with Manchester United winning a few more games now and then if it meant fewer thinkpieces about them on the BBC
August 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I’d be quite happy with Manchester United winning a few more games now and then if it meant fewer thinkpieces about them on the BBC
First time at a Dunkin’ Donuts in roughly six years and yes, everything is still inexplicably wet.
July 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
First time at a Dunkin’ Donuts in roughly six years and yes, everything is still inexplicably wet.
Wasn’t Bret Stephens supposed to be off writing some shit book that no one will ever read
July 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Wasn’t Bret Stephens supposed to be off writing some shit book that no one will ever read
“Inflation excluding energy and food” is a useless metric if you’re not a statistician.
July 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“Inflation excluding energy and food” is a useless metric if you’re not a statistician.
Salt Bae crashing the WC final celebrations feels almost charming in retrospect
July 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Salt Bae crashing the WC final celebrations feels almost charming in retrospect
Death to whatever or something idk
July 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Death to whatever or something idk
I can’t possibly be the first person to feel like part of the reason mission-based videogames are so successful is the fantasy that there’s so much work available waiting for a hardworking, skilled, enthusiastic person.
July 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I can’t possibly be the first person to feel like part of the reason mission-based videogames are so successful is the fantasy that there’s so much work available waiting for a hardworking, skilled, enthusiastic person.
“Remember when Oasis was the biggest band in the world” lol no I don’t
July 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“Remember when Oasis was the biggest band in the world” lol no I don’t
Can we remake “The Front” because it feels timely but also fuck Woody Allen
July 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Can we remake “The Front” because it feels timely but also fuck Woody Allen