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Martel Loomis
@martyloom.bsky.social
First off, you don't know Martel
At all, so don't grow partial
That's ammo for my arsenal
I'll slap you off that bar stool
January 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Gonna see how long I can make it
January 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I'd suck his dick. Maybe even let him give me a facial for the great work that he's done. #UnitedShooter #DenyDefendDepose
December 9, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Holy quick automated rejection, Batman! #workfromhome
December 5, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I mean.... Fuck Walmart?

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November 30, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Currently weighing in at a not-gimmicked 675lbs and my thinspiration for my 37th rotation around the sun is to be able to fit into this @austincreedwins.bsky.social @truekofi.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 4:37 PM
This was on my Twitter back in mid-October.
November 19, 2024 at 3:50 PM
My new calendar came in the mail yesterday! #Smosh
November 17, 2024 at 7:23 PM