Martel Loomis
@martyloom.bsky.social
First off, you don't know Martel
At all, so don't grow partial
That's ammo for my arsenal
I'll slap you off that bar stool
At all, so don't grow partial
That's ammo for my arsenal
I'll slap you off that bar stool
They are letting them have EXTREMELY long goodbyes when getting evicted this season. @hamsterwatch.com they always act like someone died. They'll see them in September/October
August 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
They are letting them have EXTREMELY long goodbyes when getting evicted this season. @hamsterwatch.com they always act like someone died. They'll see them in September/October
@hamsterwatch.com have you been able to keep up with the BB alums on the ChatBCC app? Brendan let us know what he thought about Derrick last night👀☕️
July 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
@hamsterwatch.com have you been able to keep up with the BB alums on the ChatBCC app? Brendan let us know what he thought about Derrick last night👀☕️
.@hamsterwatch.com when did they let up with the rules on shout-outs during voting? PMTFO each time they do so
July 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
.@hamsterwatch.com when did they let up with the rules on shout-outs during voting? PMTFO each time they do so
They need to tell whoever is messing with the audio levels to stop their crap #WWEonNetflix
January 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They need to tell whoever is messing with the audio levels to stop their crap #WWEonNetflix
My dad needs to stop his bullshit this early in the morning. Asking me if I ever saw the Vivid video of a tv show parody. Like sir! I don't need to know that YOU KNOW what Vivid is. It's already a bit too much that you know who Cory Chase is.
January 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My dad needs to stop his bullshit this early in the morning. Asking me if I ever saw the Vivid video of a tv show parody. Like sir! I don't need to know that YOU KNOW what Vivid is. It's already a bit too much that you know who Cory Chase is.
Gonna see how long I can make it
January 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Gonna see how long I can make it
I miss the sphincter I had in my 20s. Nowadays, if I sneeze wrong, I'll shit my pants.
December 30, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I miss the sphincter I had in my 20s. Nowadays, if I sneeze wrong, I'll shit my pants.
I'd suck his dick. Maybe even let him give me a facial for the great work that he's done. #UnitedShooter #DenyDefendDepose
December 9, 2024 at 10:50 PM
I'd suck his dick. Maybe even let him give me a facial for the great work that he's done. #UnitedShooter #DenyDefendDepose
Holy quick automated rejection, Batman! #workfromhome
December 5, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Holy quick automated rejection, Batman! #workfromhome
For the first time since I've been smoking weed regularly, I finally decided to try rubbing one out while high. I thought it'd be like when I was on Lexapro and futile, but ok was wrong. It was the best O I've had in some time.
December 4, 2024 at 3:59 AM
For the first time since I've been smoking weed regularly, I finally decided to try rubbing one out while high. I thought it'd be like when I was on Lexapro and futile, but ok was wrong. It was the best O I've had in some time.
November 30, 2024 at 3:49 AM
The 8 minute long performance of Amerii Pie on the season 1 finale of #ZoeysExtraoridnaryPlaylist always gets me a little teary eyed.
November 27, 2024 at 9:26 PM
The 8 minute long performance of Amerii Pie on the season 1 finale of #ZoeysExtraoridnaryPlaylist always gets me a little teary eyed.
I really don't see any reason to be where I am anymore. Nothing negative about it, but just not feeling much these days. Often times, there's a black void where feelings aught to be. But hey, I'll fake it until I can get the courage to pull the trigger I guess.
November 27, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I really don't see any reason to be where I am anymore. Nothing negative about it, but just not feeling much these days. Often times, there's a black void where feelings aught to be. But hey, I'll fake it until I can get the courage to pull the trigger I guess.
Imma cry next week if #TheNewDay split next week on #WWE #Raw @austincreedwins.bsky.social @truekofi.bsky.social
November 26, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Imma cry next week if #TheNewDay split next week on #WWE #Raw @austincreedwins.bsky.social @truekofi.bsky.social
Working from home is great. The only thing that sucks is working a call center type job and not being able to go take a random shit during the day when the feeling strikes, always having to plan it around breaks and lunches.
November 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Working from home is great. The only thing that sucks is working a call center type job and not being able to go take a random shit during the day when the feeling strikes, always having to plan it around breaks and lunches.
Worked until 10pm last night and had to be back at work at 8 am today. Bullshit.
November 22, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Worked until 10pm last night and had to be back at work at 8 am today. Bullshit.
Currently weighing in at a not-gimmicked 675lbs and my thinspiration for my 37th rotation around the sun is to be able to fit into this @austincreedwins.bsky.social @truekofi.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Currently weighing in at a not-gimmicked 675lbs and my thinspiration for my 37th rotation around the sun is to be able to fit into this @austincreedwins.bsky.social @truekofi.bsky.social
Smoked a bowl at about 2pm, ate my Burger King delivery and then passed the fuck out until 8pm. Definitely gotta remember to smoke the sativa next time if it's a day smoke.
November 19, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Smoked a bowl at about 2pm, ate my Burger King delivery and then passed the fuck out until 8pm. Definitely gotta remember to smoke the sativa next time if it's a day smoke.
If I skeet about skeeting, is it twice the cleanup?
November 18, 2024 at 6:06 PM
If I skeet about skeeting, is it twice the cleanup?
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This is a good block list. Best part is that as MAGA are added, once you subscribe and block all, all the new adds are blocked, too. bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 16, 2024 at 5:38 PM
This is a good block list. Best part is that as MAGA are added, once you subscribe and block all, all the new adds are blocked, too. bsky.app/profile/did:...
Alright, unless there's a serious hit landed and/or they actually trade some real shots, I'm calling this fight a work.
November 16, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Alright, unless there's a serious hit landed and/or they actually trade some real shots, I'm calling this fight a work.
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LIVE SKEET?!??
You want me to say Skeet and Reskeet?!
November 15, 2024 at 3:33 PM
LIVE SKEET?!??