I am a thousand yard stare given human form. A wheeze of dread made flesh.
January 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I am a thousand yard stare given human form. A wheeze of dread made flesh.
You should have engaged with him for hours. A ritualistic death spiral of online discourse where everybody winds up angry and nobody learns anything. Or just block em yeah
May 3, 2024 at 4:13 PM
You should have engaged with him for hours. A ritualistic death spiral of online discourse where everybody winds up angry and nobody learns anything. Or just block em yeah
I am this way but I made it so my partner's texts ding. But only his. Fuck the rest of ya
April 26, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I am this way but I made it so my partner's texts ding. But only his. Fuck the rest of ya
There is something so uniquely American about watching lawmakers finally get off their asses to do something and it's always the wrong thing. Like just falling over each other to out-shitlord the guy next to them.
April 26, 2024 at 7:02 PM
There is something so uniquely American about watching lawmakers finally get off their asses to do something and it's always the wrong thing. Like just falling over each other to out-shitlord the guy next to them.
Nice boy but he's a few cubits short of a Goliath
April 25, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Nice boy but he's a few cubits short of a Goliath
Weird fascist man only thinks in weird fascist ideascapes where people only do things because they're forced to
April 25, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Weird fascist man only thinks in weird fascist ideascapes where people only do things because they're forced to
There are two jokes from Garfield and Friends that have stuck with me for decades. 1. Wyoming isn't real 2. the sit test...the grosser a food item is to sit on it, the unhealthier it is for you to eat.
I will remember these dumb jokes until my deathbed.
I will remember these dumb jokes until my deathbed.
April 24, 2024 at 12:35 PM
There are two jokes from Garfield and Friends that have stuck with me for decades. 1. Wyoming isn't real 2. the sit test...the grosser a food item is to sit on it, the unhealthier it is for you to eat.
I will remember these dumb jokes until my deathbed.
I will remember these dumb jokes until my deathbed.
Curing one kind of cancer = saves countless lives but also so boring. Proving I am better than god by beating him at his own game = hell yeah brother
April 22, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Curing one kind of cancer = saves countless lives but also so boring. Proving I am better than god by beating him at his own game = hell yeah brother
Maybe all the cursed objects in history were just poorly made ones.
April 19, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Maybe all the cursed objects in history were just poorly made ones.
I'm sorry that was mean but I couldn't resist
April 17, 2024 at 1:31 PM
I'm sorry that was mean but I couldn't resist
You're not my favorite
April 17, 2024 at 1:31 PM
You're not my favorite
I actually stumbled on one of these a few years ago by accident. I was confused but also delighted.
April 10, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I actually stumbled on one of these a few years ago by accident. I was confused but also delighted.
This has some real "mother says it's my turn to beat the servants" energy to it.
April 8, 2024 at 8:18 PM
This has some real "mother says it's my turn to beat the servants" energy to it.
When I was a kid I went to the zoo and there was this monkey up high in a tree in the enclosure, like at least 20 or 30 feet and it pissed the most orange-ish stream of piss I ever saw, just arcing from like 20 feet in the air. A thing of beauty I will never forget.
April 8, 2024 at 2:58 PM
When I was a kid I went to the zoo and there was this monkey up high in a tree in the enclosure, like at least 20 or 30 feet and it pissed the most orange-ish stream of piss I ever saw, just arcing from like 20 feet in the air. A thing of beauty I will never forget.
I may be in the hater camp, but I kind of despise the 24/7 title thing. Same with the old "hardcore" title. It's not necessarily a bad thing on the surface, but titles with stips like that just seem to bring out the absolute worst tendencies in creative.
April 4, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I may be in the hater camp, but I kind of despise the 24/7 title thing. Same with the old "hardcore" title. It's not necessarily a bad thing on the surface, but titles with stips like that just seem to bring out the absolute worst tendencies in creative.
I dunno, I just kind of stare at a bunch of people who want to look me in the eye and tell me they support wrestlers and wrestling and that's why they're content and happy to pay $20 to see two men wail on each other with razor blades in a gym in Kentucky. Like I'm not. Get paid.
April 2, 2024 at 7:29 PM
I dunno, I just kind of stare at a bunch of people who want to look me in the eye and tell me they support wrestlers and wrestling and that's why they're content and happy to pay $20 to see two men wail on each other with razor blades in a gym in Kentucky. Like I'm not. Get paid.
Wrestling is its own thing though. Like these guys are busting their asses, literally and figuratively, driving all over god's creation to get a gig in a VFW in Moo Mesa, Oklahoma, for minimal pay. And if most of them were honest, they'd probably tell you they'd take that good WWE gig.
April 2, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Wrestling is its own thing though. Like these guys are busting their asses, literally and figuratively, driving all over god's creation to get a gig in a VFW in Moo Mesa, Oklahoma, for minimal pay. And if most of them were honest, they'd probably tell you they'd take that good WWE gig.
You're about to be eatin good in the wrong neighboorhood motherfucker
March 27, 2024 at 8:32 PM
You're about to be eatin good in the wrong neighboorhood motherfucker
I'm not sure I have it in me to sit through a nine hour porno. We'll find out I guess.
March 26, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I'm not sure I have it in me to sit through a nine hour porno. We'll find out I guess.
I like your doodles. They're nice.
March 26, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I like your doodles. They're nice.
Points for.....just coming out and saying it I guess. Not a lot of points, just like one or....one. Yeah just one point. With a * next to it.
March 7, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Points for.....just coming out and saying it I guess. Not a lot of points, just like one or....one. Yeah just one point. With a * next to it.