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Martha Hofmeister
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English major turned litigator. Theater geek. Anxious perfectionist. Blessed with loving hubby, fab friends, interesting work, ability to travel.
The red words.
July 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Democracy will prevail.
June 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’m really proud of most judges. We will look back on these times and remember what they did to try to hold the line on separation of powers and due process.
May 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Just waiting for another impressive executive order. Maybe “all house cats must wear belled collars.” Or “purple is a terrible color.” Or “rest stops may no longer contain picnic tables.” Or “former Republicans must forfeit retirement savings.”
April 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Now it’s a runaway clown car.
March 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I woke up from a dream where the government confiscated my savings and told myself “that could never happen” but I don’t believe myself.
March 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I don’t think the tax cuts are going to make up for what non-oligarchs have lost in their retirement accounts in these last few weeks.
March 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Can you say chickenshit?
What happened to the Republican Party?
Bootlicking vassals.
February 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Blink.
February 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I remember being gobsmacked that I was watching an insurrection on tv. We are living in the times that will be critically analyzed for hundreds of years.
February 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Reposted by Martha Hofmeister
If a plea for kindness and empathy makes you furious, you might be a sociopath.
January 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Dear Clintons, Bushes, Obama, and Bidens: thanks for being class acts.
January 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Looking into four year cruises.
January 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Most clown cars are amusing; this one is terrifying.
November 30, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Thankful, but on alert.
November 30, 2024 at 2:04 AM