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Marthea
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I write things, love NBA dog fans, and read weird shit online. Find my writing linked at Marthea.com
Neither of us remember the couples’ names but STILL. It’s Wally the corgi, how do you not know?
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Dawson’s Creek S1:E5: time for Chekhov’s gun err shoebox diorama! When messy Gale tells Mitch about her affair with her coworker Mitch sends his scale model of his Oceanic Hooters restaurant idea flying and it breaks apart, just like their marriage is. The heightened drama of this ep had me 🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Dawson’s Creek S1:E4 Gale Leery is MESSY. Affair kisses outside a dressing room. Affair kisses at work. Dawson has a hollowed out book. Pacey’s virginity sex tape is inside. This could be Dawson’s incel origin story episode. Jen has “a past” 🙄 and Joey’s favorite drink is haterade.
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Dawson’s Creek S1:E3
Hot off hearing his dad films sexual trysts, Dawson thinks “why not?” and tries to capture his and Jen’s first kiss w/o telling her. But manages to film Pacey’s first time… with his English teacher. The 90s were something! And that something was statutory rape my friends.
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
S1:2 2) He admits to using his son’s camcorder for a sex tape, and 3) he mentors his son on the kissing using a severed head prop meant to be Joey. All three acts are suspect but again, does Mitch think once his restaurant shoe box diorama is complete a bank will look at it and say here’s your $$$?
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Dawson’s Creek S1:E2 There is a dance where things happen for the main teen characters, but we need to talk about Mitch Leery. In this episode, Dawson’s father: 1) keeps working on a scale model of his restaurant concept and everyone keeps actting like that’s how you plan a business??!!
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
S1:E1 Honorable Mention for a BANANAS Adult: Film Teacher Mr Gold, who is watching THE reveal scene in Psycho at like 8am on the first day of school. A plot device to show Dawson’s film knowledge? Maybe. A sign this teacher is burning out? Absolutely.
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dawson’s Creek S1:E1:
Pacey and Dawson work at a video store! I miss them so much. There was a magic there. Joey has misplaced anger. The adults so far are BANANAS. Tamara is kissing a teen! Mitch has a sexist restaurant concept! Gale has big hair and an affair!
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This place was the shit when I was growing up youtu.be/m2NLOuw4dIo
Windsor Waterworks - You're Gonna Get Wet!
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November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I don’t know why it’s so riveting, but it is!!
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Everybody is looking back at tapes like Nick Nolte in Blue Chips
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM